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Dis kissing fing is getting out ob hand!  I had ladies lined up around the block, but they were starting to get aggresib frowing monies and wouldn’t stop kissin’ on me!   I ran into dis bar and found our old friend Paul.  He offered to be my bodyguard.

Phew…. Let’s pick up these monies and go home.  I’ve had enuff kissin’ for today.

Don’t worry, he did hab to pass a test from the Secret Serbice and he keeps his firebreaff off, so he is cleared to be in the Fibbs Cribs (by Dexters Creature Comforts) wiff me.


We laugh a lot and tell jokes.  Like dis one…. “If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part ob the precipitate.”*  We laughed really hard at that one!


Sometimes he alerts me to incoming snacks.

Whoa…Paul, what hab you been eating??

*Explanation: This is a play on the phrase “If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem.”

But in chemistry a solution is a completely dissolved mixture of two or more compounds, and a precipitate is a a solid that sometimes forms from a chemical reaction in a liquid solution. The solid precipitate falls out of solution, and collects in the bottom of the vial.

So a precipitate is definitely not part of the solution.

We found it!!!  The seas hab calmed and we found the shore, after following the dots for a short walk, we came across a cabe, it was kind ob stinky.  We looked at each other and though ‘dats a great place for a treasure!” We went in and BOOM there it was!!  It was guarded by scorpions, after a discusshun frought wiff a few tensions, we gabe them some cookies and they were happy wiff that.  It was a big heaby chest, it took us both to get it open…and behold!! Golden treasure ob chocolates!!  Monies made ob chocolate, so you can buy stuff OR hab a snack!!  Best treasure eber.

hat by a hat for my rat

I spied an island up ahead so docked my boat in the sand and tied it to a tree (dats all there was, no officshul boat dock or anyfing) and as I was walking onto the island I saw a dragon, but he was on the ground and barely breathing.  I ran ober to him to check for bital signs. It didn’t look good, and I left my phone on the boat, so I called out for help…

A few minutes later I heard some sirens in the distance…

(hat by A Hat for my Rat)