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Indiana Bizness

Our next stop on the trabel juice was Indiama. We are going to see how far we can go wiff one batch ob juice. We still need help wiff 13 states for bizness, so check out the list and help us if you can. Anyway, our mom was telling us about dis place she went when she was about 12 called French Lick. Dat sounded really tasty and we lub to lick stuff. So we went to the French Lick Resort, and our welcome was amazing! Dozens ob people surrounded us and wanted to take our pictures, asked us qwestshuns and wanted to do selfies. Then the staff started bringing us all kinds ob tasty stuff to lick, it was like a dream a come true. Maybe it was dream, but I don’t fink so because we hab these licenses to probe it.

Fank you Kristi Wood Johnson for dis tasty Hoosier Bizness trip!

May 31, 2018/2 Comments

Cosmo, Augie and Bean

Oregon Bizness

Today we had science class again and got to practice our formula for trabel juice. We did a trial batch and it seemed to be ok, so went to do some more bizness! Our friends Molly and Ena gibbed us Oregon bizness, so we went there first. Cosmo went to Grants Pass to bisit some bears by Ebergreen in downtown Grants Pass, they are aren’t the scary kind, and he said they were really good listeners. Augie went to Crater Lake and did some pea fishing (no luck), and I (dis is Bean talking) went to Rogue River Hell’s Gate jet boats and rode in a big boat wiff a motor. I’m not sure if I liked it, it was kind ob like a baff and the boat went really fast. It was fun, but it was scary. I might hab to do it one more time to be sure.

They also gibbed us some Marionberry jam (I’m just glad it wasn’t Mariontwigsandberries jam), so we all went for a picnic and ate crackers and jam and talked about the state ob the world and all the kinds ob cheese in the world and also about ice creams. We were berry careful, because we could tell that jam was a baff waiting to happen, and nobody wants dat.

Fank you Molly and Ena!! We hope you enjoyed your bisit wiff us – we had a fun time in Oregon! See you again soon. xo

May 30, 2018/2 Comments

Cosmo, Augie and Bean

Residoo

We got some tasty PB residoo today. I hab dibs on the other finger too! – dis Bean

May 30, 2018/2 Comments

Cosmo, Augie and Bean

Cheese from the Cottage – a poem and pictorial

Cheese from the cottage is yummy-
it goes down smooth to our tummy!
It’s cold and white, but not a fright
and eating the lumps is funny!

May 29, 2018/6 Comments

Cosmo, Augie and Bean

Fancy String Theory

Today we did string theory class – the fancy kind. Fancy string theory is kind ob like regular string theory, but it’s a little more complicated and berry sciencey.

In physics, string theory is a theoretical framework in which the point-like particles ob particle physics are replaced by one-dimensional objects called strings. It describes how these strings propagate through space and interact wiff each other. On distance scales larger than the string scale, a string looks just like an ordinary particle, with its mass, charge, and other properties determined by the vibrational state ob the string. In string theory, one ob the many vibrational states of the string corresponds to the grabitashun, a quantum mechanical particle that carries grabitashunal force. Thus fancy string theory is a theory ob quantum fancy grabity.

May 26, 2018/8 Comments

Cosmo, Augie and Bean

New York Bizness (and how Bean became King)

Dis Augie, and I hab a story to tell you. Going back in time to a not so long ago yesteryear (just a few weeks ago actually), we went to New York to pick up our bizness papers. The trip started out as usual, Cosmo bisited Lake Placid where they had the Olympics a couple times, he wanted to see if they were looking for new talent wiff ninja mobes, but that is more the summer Olympics. I bisited the Jell-O museum and learned about green Jell-O and how they make carrots float. All pretty normal bizness stuff. The exciting part happened when Bean went up state to bisit the Boldt Castle in Alexandria Bay. He took the tour like eberybody else, but as they were leabing, lo… he heard a boice, as if from out ob the air. “Bean,” it said, “open the door to your left and come in.” “Who was dat?” said Bean, eben though the boice sounded berry familiar, you don’t expect to hear a boice in a castle hallway, right?

He went fru the door and was in a very empty room wiff stone walls. There was only a trunk at the far end ob the room. “Dat’s for you” the boice said. “Go ahead, open it.” He then realized the boice was Marty! He had heard it many times on Hype (the Skype in Heaben). He went ober to the trunk, and was a little caushus, but opened the lid. He saw a bootiful crown glistening on pile ob silk, he didn’t know what to make ob it, but there was also a note.

Bean tried it on, and it fit like a glove. “You look great!” declared Marty. “I must go now, I hab lots of Heaben bizness to attend to. I know you will do well. Follow your heart and you can’t go wrong.” Bean could hear Milo, Wimbley, and Fibbs shouting encouragement in the background too.

“I won’t let you down!” Bean pronounced, then we went outside the castle to pose for his first portrait as King Bean, ruler ob all good fings, and no bad stuff. He started writing his first proclamashun immediately wiff his magic pen from R.B. U’Ren Equipment Inc.

Fank you Marie Pappalardo McMullen – dis has been berry exciting bizness indeed!! – dis Augie

King Marty (ob not so far away yesteryear)

May 23, 2018/4 Comments

Augie, Cosmo, Augie and Bean

Cosmo’s Art Baff

Remember when we did art class last week? Well, dis is what happened next… our first baff. It wasn’t SO bad, but it wasn’t so good either. We had been warned by friends about baffs, but if you relax, it kind ob feels good and we smelled berry good afterwards. Dis Cosmo.

May 21, 2018/4 Comments

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Crashing the Royal Wedding

We took our new flying platypus ober here to England after Bean got a last minute inbite to the Royal Wedding (it’s kind ob rude not to gibe proper notice don’t you fink?). Me and Augie didn’t get an inbitatshun like King Bean did, but here we are here and we want to go to the wedding too! Lots ob guys in fuzzy hats around here, it’s not going to be easy. Augie, come here…let’s make a plan. I hab an idea.

“I fink that is a good plan Cosmo! But what if we get caught?” – Augie

“Dis is what we hab to do…” [whispering]

“It makes me nerbous, but lets do it!” – Cosmo

“Ok, let’s go tell Bean.”

“This is gonna be fun!” – Augie

May 18, 2018/3 Comments

Cosmo, Cosmo, Augie and Bean

Art Class (Cosmo)

Hai eberybody – dis Cosmo. We had art class this week, and I was a little worried about getting my fancy pants (the ones held up by my tummy buttons) getting dirty, but I kept them pretty clean. Arting was more fun than I thought it would be, and mom said mine was her faborite. I fink she might hab said that to all ob us, but I fink she really meant it wiff me. The paint was really squishy and didn’t taste berry good, but after I got used to it, it was fun! Here are a bunch ob pictures of me arting. You will see Augie and Bean next!