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We did one more trabel on our way back to school, and went to Wyoming! Our Dad told us we needed to go to Debil’s Tower and when we got home we could watch the mobie that has that in it.  It’s kind ob a funny shaped rock, and I don’t quite know what kind ob mobie this is going to be.  Maybe it’s a rock story.  Anyway, Augie thought it was really funny when we saw the sign that matched our bizness license, so he had to take a picture wiff that for sure.  So know we are headed home to watch the mobie.  Stay tuned…

Fank you Lori Christeem Greem for knowing we will do good bizness in Wyoming!


Before we go back to school this week, we needed to trabel and relax – so we took the trabel tube to Hawaii to pick up our bizness licenses!  We did some surfing which was really really fun, most people “hang ten” but we hung elebenty in the Pipeline!  All the wabes were breaking our way, and eben though we got wet, it wasn’t like a baff at all.  I can see doing lots ob good Internashunal Bizness here.

Fank you to Anne W. for these, and for the bag ob macedamia nuts too!  We promise we will share wiff mom and dad.  (**fingers crossed behind our backs**)

We didn’t really go to Ireland for this photo shoot because the trabel tube would take too long, and it’s kind ob risky crossing the ocean wiff it.  It has to do wiff the difference in the UK and US scales ob volicity and the dimensions and standing up to the water pressure and stuff, it’s complicated.  Anyway, since we don’t drink and couldn’t go to Ireland, we weren’t sure what to do, so we put on green hats and made like leprechauns and went to a parade.

Hab a happy day and stay safe!  Don’t drink and dribe.  And don’t go around pinching people just because they didn’t wear green, because maybe they just forgot and no one likes being pinched.



Afternoon class was the Element “AH!” So we practiced all day long – we are finking of some fun ways to surprise mom, but we can’t tell you because she will probably see this.

BOO!


  (He will neber suspect I will be down here!)

 

Today we learned about the element “Ha” – it was a fun one and fink we got this one down.

Q. What’s the best part about living in Switzerland?

A. Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

I can tell we will use this knowledge in the real world for sure!

Our first lesson in school was the element ob Apathy.

It wasn’t that great or exciting, maybe the next one will be better.

It’s today!!  The first day ob school.  We are all a little nerbous, but also excited. Our ciriculum has such challenging subjects like elements ob emoshun, taping stuff, diribitibs, paper clips and other stuff, but the one we are most excited about…stapling! We hab our lunch monies and are ready to get started.  Wish us luck!


Next stop was Kemtucky, it was a little warmer there.  Augie went to bisit a unibersity to get some tips for school.  I fink he is a little bit nerbous about classes.  I took Cosmo to a distillery tour, but only I was the only one old enuff to hab a sample.  We learned about how they boil some fings in a big pot, and then put it in barrels for a long time, and somehow that is supposed to make it taste good. They offered me a taste, but no fank you!  That stuff smelled like rocket fuel.  One ob the first biznesses we open here will be one where we make tasty drinks that taste like cheese and don’t have to stay in a barrell first.  Probably one you can drink fru straws, because straws are fun.  Cheesy straw drinks!  Watch for it.

We hurried home after that because we heard in Kentucky, a women who wears red panties on a Sunday must marry the first rat who proposes. So we go out ob there fast before we ended up married. We are too young for that – or for hanging out wiff girls that wear red panties!

Fank you Margie Rick for trusting us wiff Kemtucky and Minnesota bizness!

If you want to help us wiff our bizness or don’t know what it is, you can check out this page:   COSMO, AUGIE and BEAN BIZNESS LICENSE page to see what states we need, and how it works.