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Oh Canada

Fank you Christina Anderson for inbiting us to Camada. Sorry it took us so long to get here, we had to granulate first before we could trabel internashunal.  We are ready to do some Canadiam bizness, eh!  We hab heard about your bacon. And French fries wiff graby.  Does dat make them French-Canadiam?  It’s time to start looking for bizness opportunities in the great white norff.  I know you hab a few Marty Marts and Fibbs Donuts and Frostee Freeze already.  You can expect Cosmo will be rebeiwing a Canadiam movie or two.

We are going to get in the boats now and search for some narwhal.  We’re gonna take off, eh.  See ya later.

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US / Canada Relashuns

Yesterday I had my first Norff American Conference talks wiff embassador Jayne Stanfield ob Canada.  (She is Dexters mom – the rat who hated brocolli) and she came wiff a dozen ob Randy’s Donuts, so the negotiashuns were off to a great start.  We gab her a hat.  I fink we hab a berry specshul relashunship wiff Canada, and will continue do so.  We talked about building a wall between our two countries, out ob donuts, so it would be fun to get from one side to the other, and back again.  But we decided it might waste too many donuts, so better just to gib them out at the border.  We discussed a few more issues I can’t talk about, because it’s secret, but don’t worry, it’s all good fings.  They might want to take the upper part ob Michigan back, but we hab two parts, so I said “I would fink about it, eh.”  I fink she was joking though.

Fank you for bisiting Jayne, and bringing us the donuts.  I look for to talking Internashunal Bizness wiff you again.

 

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Ontario, Canada Bizness

Hello eberybody!  Mondays are not usually much fun, but we got a package today wiff some belated birffday presents, so we took some trabel juice and went to Camada!  Wimbley and Milo did a little site seeing, but I found a Tim Hortons and set up a table to meet some people and hand out some donuts to help me get Canadiam botes.   Remember you can bote for me eberywhere in the world, as often as you like.   So far, I fink the people ob the Great White Norff are wiff me, you just hab to ask them a little differently.  You hab to say “Hai I’m Fibbs and I’m running for president.  Would you like a donut, eh?”

Fank you so much to Denise, Logan, Garbin & Willow for the help wiff Canadiam bizness and for the yummy snacks!  Wiffout your help, we would not be able to do bizness in any ob Camada and dat would gib us a big sad.

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