Hai.  Dis Cosmo.  Today I am introducing the offishul “Baffroom Poetry wiff Cosmo” column.  Ebery week we will hab a new poem wiff a new subject.   Please submit your ideas and I will pick some and make them poetical.

Today’s poem is about boops.
     (inspirashun chosen by Ena Roque-Vizzini and Molly Michaela Darling Roque)

Sometimes when you’re as cute as I,
You’re peppered wiff boops until you cry.
They can’t resist, you hab to know –
So you roll wiff it, and make a show.

Boops, oh boops you tickle me
I laff so hard, I cannot see.
Tummy buttons irresistable it’s true
to stop at one is hard to do.

Boops are a dilemma indeed
Sometimes too many and sometimes too few
but the number ob boops is up to you.