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Today we did string theory class – the fancy kind.  Fancy string theory is kind ob like regular string theory, but it’s a little more complicated and berry sciencey.

In physics, string theory is a theoretical framework in which the point-like particles ob particle physics are replaced by one-dimensional objects called strings. It describes how these strings propagate through space and interact wiff each other. On distance scales larger than the string scale, a string looks just like an ordinary particle, with its mass, charge, and other properties determined by the vibrational state ob the string. In string theory, one ob the many vibrational states of the string corresponds to the grabitashun, a quantum mechanical particle that carries grabitashunal force. Thus fancy string theory is a theory ob quantum fancy grabity.

Dis Augie, and I hab a story to tell you.  Going back in time to a not so long ago yesteryear (just a few weeks ago actually), we went to New York to pick up our bizness papers.  The trip started out as usual, Cosmo bisited Lake Placid where they had the Olympics a couple times, he wanted to see if they were looking for new talent wiff ninja mobes, but that is more the summer Olympics.  I bisited the Jell-O museum and learned about green Jell-O and how they make carrots float.  All pretty normal bizness stuff.  The exciting part happened when Bean went up state to bisit the Boldt Castle in Alexandria Bay.  He took the tour like eberybody else, but as they were leabing, lo… he heard a boice, as if from out ob the air.  “Bean,” it said, “open the door to your left and come in.”  “Who was dat?” said Bean, eben though the boice sounded berry familiar, you don’t expect to hear a boice in a castle hallway, right?

He went fru the door and was in a very empty room wiff stone walls.  There was only a trunk at the far end ob the room.  “Dat’s for you” the boice said.  “Go ahead, open it.”  He then realized the boice was Marty!  He had heard it many times on Hype (the Skype in Heaben).  He went ober to the trunk, and was a little caushus, but opened the lid.  He saw a bootiful crown glistening on pile ob silk, he didn’t know what to make ob it, but there was also a note.

 

Bean tried it on, and it fit like a glove.  “You look great!” declared Marty.  “I must go now, I hab lots of Heaben bizness to attend to. I know you will do well. Follow your heart and you can’t go wrong.” Bean could hear Milo, Wimbley, and Fibbs shouting encouragement in the background too.

“I won’t let you down!” Bean pronounced, then we went outside the castle to pose for his first portrait as King Bean, ruler ob all good fings, and no bad stuff.  He started writing his first proclamashun immediately wiff his magic pen from R.B. U’Ren Equipment Inc.

Fank you Marie Pappalardo McMullen – dis has been berry exciting bizness indeed!!  – dis Augie


      




King Marty (ob not so far away yesteryear)

I had a baff too!















 

“Pssst….Bean!  Ober here, it’s me Augie.  Me and Cosmo hab a plan. I fink we can get in to see the wedding if we sneak into your present box.  What do you fink?” – Augie


“Oh my, I fink dat might work. Ok, get in quick, but don’t squish the present!”


“Are you guys ready, we can go in now… remember to be berry berry quiet…”


I hope they don’t make us go through a x-ray machine, and I hope we don’t get caught by the fuzzy hat guys and get thrown in castle prison. 


Ok you guys… let’s go!  Once we get in there you guys can come out and hide in someones hat.  I fink I see Prince Harry in the window ober there.  I bet he is nerbous too.

When it comes to art there is no wrong way to do it, eberybody has their own techniques. My brothers used more ob a hand plop method, while I employed more ob a tail swoosh and a little ball drag technique, which was pioneered by President Fibbs.  Dis Bean.




 

  

Augie:  I fink it’s bedtime. 
Bean:  Yep.  Goodnight Eberybody….
Augie:  Race you to the Bedtime Buddies! 

You guys… we hab CORMS!!













It’s here! It’s here!!  Did you know?!  It’s Chocolate Chip Day!!  You can hab it in pamcakes, or muffins, or oatmeal, or cereal, or corms – but we prefer them in cookies!!  Wanna share??








 











We had science class this week, and it was really cool!  Milo found a way to talk to us fru this robot, so it was like Milo himself was actually teaching the class.  He told us the story about how Fibbs tried to make donuts late one night and they him turned into an AmFibbiam for seberal days!   We learned how science can be really great, but you hab to really cautious wiff it because it can go wrong if you aren’t careful and respect the science elements.  He had us do a few experiements, and he showed us how to make donuts the RIGHT way – it’s amazing, but I’b neber seen a smoking donut, so we will hab Dad try it first and see how it goes.

Milo also shared his specshul trabel juice recipe wiff us, and we need a little more practice but I fink we will hab it down soon.  That will be great because the trabel tube gets a little crowded sometimes.  Fank you Milo… we lub you!





We also read Dr. Kebin’s book about science stuff, but it didn’t talk about how to make science donuts.




Are you sure these donuts are ok?