Calling all unicorms – it’s time to gather!! If you hab a unicorm horn, post your pictures to gather wiff us in spirit. Let’s go!
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Today after a few space walks, Larry introduced us to the aliem leader, where he presented us wiff bizness licenses for another space probince, so we pretty much hab inner and outer space cobered at this point. Eberyone has been so nice to us and helped us wiff bizness ideas, it’s going well. The food is weird, they like to eat stuff like pre-nutritive Squeeg Paste, and don’t hab snacks like nanner chips and corms, so we might hab to start some Space Snack Shacks for tourists and stuff. P.S. We habn’t run into Captain Kirk or any ob those guys yet.
Fank you Hilary Price for helping us out in space! You are outta dis world! (haha – space pun)
HEY!!! I’m here wiff Larry! Come one up guys!! He called me up to space to let us know we can do offishul Intergalactic Space bizness now too! Really unlimited potenshul in bizness fings up here. Wimbley got some stuff started, and we can keep working on expanding stuff.
FANK YOU Shannon and eberyone at The Yuba City Astronomical Obserbatory for helping Larry get us the bizness clearance for space!
Today, we are in the berry big great state ob Texas. It’s hot here. They call it the lone star state, which I don’t understand because there seems to be the same amount as in ebery other state, but they do hab cattle wiff berry long horns! I met dis guy named Barry, and his horns were berry impressive indeed. He said later we could all hop on and he would take us on a tour ob his ranch. Augie was really interested in the horses and eben though they were intimidating he set his mind to learn how to wrangle dem.
“Cosmo’s Fancy Pants Mobie Rebiews and Cultural Commentary is focusing on culture dis week. Here I am at the heartbeat of Magnolia Farms, the HQ ob Chip and Joanna Gaines and their house flipping show “Fixer Upper”. I hab neber seen so much shiplap in one place, and it is glorious!! The serbice they provide taking run down old houses and turning them into stunning updated homes is noffing short ob amazing. They also do bizness and sell floofy house stuff at Target, online and at their store here in Waco. For their influence on Texas culture, I gib them a thumbs up. dis Cosmo.”
Fank you Sandy Maurer for Texas bizness and the cowboy hats so we fit right in. We will see you soon for BBQ!
Today I was the self appointed breakfast buddy. It’s not in the MSOB curriculum, but it is an important fing and you hab to take the job real serious.
It’s trabel juice time again! We hab a few more places lined up to go and do some Internashunal Bizness. Our stapler is packed and our first stop is Georgia. We went to Atlanta and bistited the fishes at the aquarium, but we aboided the shark tank because we like to be nice when we do bizness, those sharks can be a little rude. Cosmo went to see a mobie at the Fox Theater. Deborah sent some popcorm wiff our licenses, so only had to buy some drinks and we joined Cosmo and watched the mobie wiff him. Cosmo will tell you more about it later in his “Cosmo’s Fancy Pants Mobie Rebiews and Cultural Commentary” segment. It was a bit hot and humid here, but we had a great time. See you soon y’all!
Fank you Deborah Sweat! Fanks for your patience waiting for us to come see you.
