Next stop was Kemtucky, it was a little warmer there. Augie went to bisit a unibersity to get some tips for school. I fink he is a little bit nerbous about classes. I took Cosmo to a distillery tour, but only I was the only one old enuff to hab a sample. We learned about how they boil some fings in a big pot, and then put it in barrels for a long time, and somehow that is supposed to make it taste good. They offered me a taste, but no fank you! That stuff smelled like rocket fuel. One ob the first biznesses we open here will be one where we make tasty drinks that taste like cheese and don’t have to stay in a barrell first. Probably one you can drink fru straws, because straws are fun. Cheesy straw drinks! Watch for it.
We hurried home after that because we heard in Kentucky, a women who wears red panties on a Sunday must marry the first rat who proposes. So we go out ob there fast before we ended up married. We are too young for that – or for hanging out wiff girls that wear red panties!
Fank you Margie Rick for trusting us wiff Kemtucky and Minnesota bizness!
If you want to help us wiff our bizness or don’t know what it is, you can check out this page: COSMO, AUGIE and BEAN BIZNESS LICENSE page to see what states we need, and how it works.