dis is Cosmo from Heaben wiff a speshul edishun ob Baffroom Poetry for you…
We all know dat feeling, you get that tingle,
Its the time ob the day you need to go tinkle.
A good baffroom experience is all you need
First fing each day, its a good time to read.
You want some toilet paper
To wipe your bum and stay clean
But where has it gone?
These are the emptiest shelbes I’ve eber seen!
There is none at the grocery and none at store
This has never happened before!
This has never happened before!
You look near and far – but so far, alas
There is nuffing in sight to wipe off …. the splash. – Cosmo
P.S. Eberyone up here says hai! We miss you all, but we hab plenty ob peepee paper!!
