CHOICES by Cosmo
Sometimes I trabel when I pee
Bariety in receptacles is important to me
I hab a selectshun it’s time to choose
They all look good, dere is nuffing to lose
I tried the first and it was fine
The second I chose to take my time
The third one stinks a little bit
The fourth I chose to take a ….
Sorry, my mom is calling me, I gotta go!
Elebenty Raisins in my Shoe
Elebenty raisins in my shoe,
to smush them down is what to do.
Are they food or are they poo?
It matters not, I say to you.
They feel like pebbles under my sock,
It slows down time to a slow tick-tock!
With every step the nuisance grows,
From my heels to the tips of my toes.
If they are food it’s gross to eat,
and if it’s poo … it’s on my feet!
Raisins are gross no matter what the kind
A more disappointing food you cannot find
So please remobe them from my shoe –
Or I dont know what I will do!
Oh wait, i dont wear shoes. Neber mind.
dis Cosmo
Baffroom Poetry – Rat Day Edishun
Rats are special, did you know?
We are sweet, kind and have so much affection to show.
We are smart, funny and really like snacks,
Especially corms, peas and Apple Jacks.
We hab neber had Apple Jacks, just so you know,
but it rhymes better wiff snacks than our faborite O’s.
So Happy Rat Day to all ob our friends
We hope the good times and laughs neber ends!
Except when you get tired, because naps are good. – dis Cosmo
Dis Bean. We picked up our Kansas bizness licenses today! We are getting so close to habbing all the states and introducing our new bizness. I took a stroll on the yellow brick road and was looking for munchkins, but I didn’t find any, but I did come across a couple scarecrows selling Oz merchandise. I got a soubenir oil can, you neber know when it might come in handy. Augie and Cosmo went to an art museum, Augie found a giant birdie, but Cosmo spent most ob his time in the baffroom writing poetry.
Here is his Baffroom poem:
I’be been finking today about magic red shoes
I don’t hab them tho, so I’be got the blues
It would be great to have a quick way out
to click your heels for a rainbow trout
That’s how they work, as I was told
That kind ob magic is extra bold
Click your heels and a make a wish
then appears a big tasty fish!
I wonder if socks would do the same fing. – Cosmo
Fank you so much Adrienne Sisson – we appreciate you!!
