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Today we did string theory class – the fancy kind. Fancy string theory is kind ob like regular string theory, but it’s a little more complicated and berry sciencey.
In physics, string theory is a theoretical framework in which the point-like particles ob particle physics are replaced by one-dimensional objects called strings. It describes how these strings propagate through space and interact wiff each other. On distance scales larger than the string scale, a string looks just like an ordinary particle, with its mass, charge, and other properties determined by the vibrational state ob the string. In string theory, one ob the many vibrational states of the string corresponds to the grabitashun, a quantum mechanical particle that carries grabitashunal force. Thus fancy string theory is a theory ob quantum fancy grabity.
Dis Augie, and I hab a story to tell you. Going back in time to a not so long ago yesteryear (just a few weeks ago actually), we went to New York to pick up our bizness papers. The trip started out as usual, Cosmo bisited Lake Placid where they had the Olympics a couple times, he wanted to see if they were looking for new talent wiff ninja mobes, but that is more the summer Olympics. I bisited the Jell-O museum and learned about green Jell-O and how they make carrots float. All pretty normal bizness stuff. The exciting part happened when Bean went up state to bisit the Boldt Castle in Alexandria Bay. He took the tour like eberybody else, but as they were leabing, lo… he heard a boice, as if from out ob the air. “Bean,” it said, “open the door to your left and come in.” “Who was dat?” said Bean, eben though the boice sounded berry familiar, you don’t expect to hear a boice in a castle hallway, right?
He went fru the door and was in a very empty room wiff stone walls. There was only a trunk at the far end ob the room. “Dat’s for you” the boice said. “Go ahead, open it.” He then realized the boice was Marty! He had heard it many times on Hype (the Skype in Heaben). He went ober to the trunk, and was a little caushus, but opened the lid. He saw a bootiful crown glistening on pile ob silk, he didn’t know what to make ob it, but there was also a note.
Bean tried it on, and it fit like a glove. “You look great!” declared Marty. “I must go now, I hab lots of Heaben bizness to attend to. I know you will do well. Follow your heart and you can’t go wrong.” Bean could hear Milo, Wimbley, and Fibbs shouting encouragement in the background too.
“I won’t let you down!” Bean pronounced, then we went outside the castle to pose for his first portrait as King Bean, ruler ob all good fings, and no bad stuff. He started writing his first proclamashun immediately wiff his magic pen from R.B. U’Ren Equipment Inc.
Fank you Marie Pappalardo McMullen – dis has been berry exciting bizness indeed!! – dis Augie
King Marty (ob not so far away yesteryear)
We got a new surprise delibery for MSOB (Marty School ob Bizness), and it’s awesome! It’s a new donut lounger for breaks in between class and stuff. You can read on it, or sleep on it, or call your girlfriend. It’s really comfy, especially when you hab it all to yourself.
Don’t forget to check the cracks for loose monies and snacks!
Fanks to Jayne at Dexters Creature Comforts for the donashun to the school – pssst – did you know all their stuff is guarunteed broccoli free?! Tell ’em Augie sent ya. 😉
Hai you guys. I had my first baff, and to be honest, I was kind ob liking it! But then I got out for a second, and den I slipped head first back into the baff! Dat part wasn’t as fun, but I recobered pretty quick and the remainder ob the baff was nice. I got extra dry time and kisses, so it was worff it. I enjoyed arting, so if we hab to baff after it, dat’s ok. I had to take a baff anyway since after we arted we went to the royal wedding, so I had to smell good! Some people might fink I look like a drowned rat, but no one was trying to drown me, I just slipped, so don’t run on slippery counters. Good fing I didn’t hab scissors. – Dis Augie
Hey guys – it’s me, Augie!! I’m back!! I was stuck in Camilla’s hat, and someone tried calling nine-elebenty, but that didn’t work, so I just rode around wiff her in the fancy car for awhile, and we got to the wedding recepshun which was in a big fancy hall with so many snacks! I don’t know where Bean and Cosmo went, I didn’t see them anywhere. I was starting to panic, but then Camilla bent down to get a finger sammich, and I hoped off the hat onto the snack table and helped myself to a piece ob wedding cake.
George Clooney got a little tipsy, and Elton John sang a song about cake. I don’t fink I was the only one that snuck in, there was a lady named Bictoria that looked like she was supposed to be at a funeral instead – she didn’t smile at all.
Anyway, after about 45 minutes, I was ready to go, and Cosmo and Bean still hadn’t found me, so I did the summoning dance Kebin the platypus (no relashun to Dr. Kebin) told us to do when we need him, and it worked! He swooped right down and I climbed in and he took me home. I hope my brothers sabed some dinner for me!
Uh-oh… ummm…. guys! I was napping in dis hat, and when I woke up we were not in the church anymore, and I don’t see Cosmo or Bean anywhere. Halp! Dis Augie, please call nine elebenty!
We took our new flying platypus ober here to England after Bean got a last minute inbite to the Royal Wedding (it’s kind ob rude not to gibe proper notice don’t you fink?). Me and Augie didn’t get an inbitatshun like King Bean did, but here we are here and we want to go to the wedding too! Lots ob guys in fuzzy hats around here, it’s not going to be easy. Augie, come here…let’s make a plan. I hab an idea.
“I fink that is a good plan Cosmo! But what if we get caught?” – Augie
“Dis is what we hab to do…” [whispering]
“It makes me nerbous, but lets do it!” – Cosmo
“Ok, let’s go tell Bean.”
“This is gonna be fun!” – Augie
Augie: I fink it’s bedtime.
Bean: Yep. Goodnight Eberybody….
Augie: Race you to the Bedtime Buddies!
