Tag Archive for: Augie

Hai eberybody! Dis Augie.

I’m healing up good, but you can see I’m still missing some ob my fancy fur. Oh well, dat’s ok, it will come back.  I get the rest ob my stitches out on Sunday, eberybody says the chicks will dig my scar.  I fink so.

Me and Bean got back to Augie’s Cosmopolitan Beanery today to work on some inbentory stuff.  We hab some fun logo merchandise coming in we had to get it inspected and ready to go.  Fanks for all the get well wishes, so far they are working real good!  xo

Bikings win ober the Eagles 38-20!!  Wonder how they did it??  Here is their secret weapon…

The Candy Corm Elf is here for you
bringing candies and corms
that he may hide in your shoe

So if you feel a little lump
or hab a sock wiff an extra bump
Take dat lump out of your shoe
and know the Candy Corm Elf was there for you!

Dis Augie and I approbe dis poem.  

Oh noes!  We almost forgot we made dis magnet too!  Dats it for magnets for now, I promise.   We lub the kitchen set, but dis one you can use in the office or on anyfing dat sticks because in dis world, we all need a little help calming down sometimes.  Dis Augie.

GET THE MAGNETS!!

Hai.  Dis Augie and Mr. Kookie, he is our accountant for the new bizness.  We are going ober the books and it’s lots ob work.  He is adbising me on diribitibs, payroll, stock and stuff like that.  It’s serious bizness.  We are using monies we sabed up from our kissing boof.  We don’t want to get a loan because sharks are scary, Mr. Kookie looks concerned, but I I fink it’s gonna be ok.  We are good at Internashunal bizness.   If we run out ob monies, we will do more kissin’.

Mr. Kookie:  “Don’t worry.  We can mobe monies around and make it work!”