Hai eberbody! Dis Fibbs wiff an update on your pins and fings orders. The pins are here! Sort ob… the ones wiff me were too dark, so they are doing them again, so that means more waiting if your order had a pin wiff me on it. So sorry about the wait, but bizness is like that sometimes. If you ordered a Milo and Wimbley pin – they will be in the magic box soon! If you ordered all the fings in one order they will come when my pins come back. Fanks for your patience. Plus you guys liked my Self Portrait wiff Broffers so much we just added dat to the Store ob Cute Fings too as magnet or print.
Fanks to Alina Desiree Allread and Marina and Wolberine from Australia for the pillows!
Oh noes! I hab been framed! I didn’t do it. I fink it’s a conspiracy.
(photo from a few weeks ago)
The pressures on the office were getting me down, so Milo made up a batch ob Trabel juice and went to Australia! More specifically, Rottnest island. Mom has been talking about seeing the quokka and taking selfies wiff them, so we did that! It was fun and we met Karl and he showed us around and we spent the afternoon at the beach. We gab hugs to eberyone we met, because hugs make you feel better and the world would be happier if they got more hugs. I wish mom could hab come too, but trabel juice doesn’t work on humans. She is good at hugs too.
Dont worry, we will be back soon, we hab some a new member ob the cabinet to meet wiff and some painting to do.
(Quakka by flatbonnie.)
We got an Easter present from our friend Oliber and his sisters – it’s a whole bag ob Iddy Biddy Chocolate Bunnies!! When I eat them I like to start wiff the ears first, they are the tastiest part. Fanks to Olibers mom Daisy for helping him get these to the magic box to send, I hear Oliber doesn’t dribe.
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Hey guys. Guess what? I found my mom, Kat Ell. She was living in Hershey, PA. I would have never found her if it wasn’t for you guys.
You see, I found her thanks to the aliems you guys helped me get in contact with. When I told them about her, they said they remembered her and that they took her to Hershey PA. She was so happy helping the aliems make ice cream, she decided to devote her life to helping others.
They told her about Hershey, the sweetest place on Earth, and that their chocolate factories need a lot of milk to make the chocolate there that makes so many people happy worldwide. So she has been there helping make yummy chocolate.
I was a little nervous when I met her, but after I was able to say a little more than moo, I told her all about you guys, Gourdon, the farm in Oregon, and all our adbentures. She was really excited to hear my stories and said she had to do something for you guys. So we decided to make you your own chocolate bar. It was a lot of fun, but probably not as much fun you guys will have eating it. Just be sure to remember to share with your mom (that’s what my mom, Kat Ell, said).
Anyway, thanks for helping reunite us guys. I’ll be spending a few more days here before heading back to the farm to see Gourdon and the gang. I’ll tell him you said hi.
Once again, thanks for all the adbentures. Enjoy the treats, courtesy of my mom!
Your pal, Bo Vine
The finished product: I designed the package myself. Mom said I did a good job. I hope you like it.
Mom said you deserve more than just a simple chocolate bar. So she helped make this: the world’s biggest yogi! Look at how huge it is!
Here is mom and me adding sprinkles to your chocolate bar!
Watching the machine build your bar. It has toffee pieces and sprinkles! Yummy!
We worked hard on shipping calemdars today! Internashunal Bizness always works better wiff teamwork, and today was no exceptshun. Wimbley read out the order to me, then I would print the label and make sure it sticks to the enbelope…
Then if it needed extra stickers, Flat Milo would hand it up to me, and I would stick it to the package.
Just like so. You hab to press it down so it doesn’t fall off.
Then mom gibs me a residoo treat for helping.
Fibbs would gib it a final check, then we all drag it to the car so mom can put it in the mail box. Then calemdars start arriving all ober the world!! Like in Germany, Denmark, Australia, Great Britain, Italy and all ober the US. It’s kinda like magic. But it’s science and hard work.
Peace. Lub. Donuts. Bote Fibbs and Fibbs Feltman 2016!!
(Fibbs Feltman generously donated to the campaign by Francisca Box)
Hey guys. It’s your old pal Bo Vine. I’m still looking for my mom, Kat Ell, but thanks to some tips from your fans, I am tracking down a good lead here in middle America.
I guess Wimbley’s adbentures with Larry reminded some folks that aliems sometimes take cows into space, and that maybe that is where my mom is. So I have been making my way across America trying to get the aliems to pick me up.
Of course, while trying to get them to pick me up, I’ve picked up two more state licenses for you: Missouri and Nebraska. Why those two? Well, I wanted to go to Nebraska because of all the corn fields there, and Missouri was on my way, and since you still needed that state, I figured why not. I mean, if this tip pans out, you will have helped me find my mom, so it is the least I can do.
Anyway, back to my plan. Since I don’t have an aliem beacon, I figured maybe I could contact the aliems by making my own crop circles. I heard aliems may communicate with each other using
crop circles, so I figure I’d give it a try. I’ve never eaten so much grass and corn before in my life! Hopefully it works out. 
While I’ve had no luck thus far, I remembered that it took several days for Larry and his friends to visit you Wimbley, so I am not going to give up. I might take a break or two, like I am in this picture, but that’s it. I’m going to follow your lead Wimbley and keep at it, because as you already know, moms are awesome. I can’t wait to find mine. I know with you and your followers’ help, I will.
Your pal,
Bo Vine
PS: Best wishes in your own journey of recovery Wimbley. All your friends at the farm are praying for you and wishes you and your family well. We lub you all.
When we got dis letter from our friend Bo, it was time to take the trabel juice and get busy! Wimbley eben was feeling up to helping us and he got his friend Larry involved too. He told all about the history ob ancient aliems and the lore ob cow lebitation. Our first stop was in Nebraska, where we talked to all the cows we could find to see if they knew anything about Bo’s mom. They weren’t too helpful. Then with instruction from Larry, we helped build some really good crop circles that will attract the other aliems (the kind dat take cows – Larry’s people don’t do dat sort ob fing).
The licences came in real handy for making the patterns, we throw them down, step on them to crush the wheat and start all over again until we had a good pattern. We couldn’t bring ourselbes to destroy a good corm field – so we hope wheat will work too. Wimbley wasn’t feeling up to dat part but the informashun we helped us get from Larry was inbaluable and I fink he really enjoyed getting out and doing a little bizness.
It may take time, but we know Bo can do dis! Fank you for looking out and helping our Internashunal Bizness along the way. Now on the Missouri….
