Dis Cosmo. We are bisiting the probence ob Ontario today, and it’s really pretty here!  King Bean did a bit ob offishul bizness wiff your PM which went berry well, and Augie did some site seeing, including this swell bridge.  I found a mobie theater showing a Canadiam classic… Strange Brew wiff Bob and Doug MacKenzie.

Cosmo’s Fancy Pants Mobie Rebiews and Cultural Commentary – Strange Brew
Dis mobie is about a couple ob guys dat run out ob beer money and put a mouse in a bottle ob beer then complain to the manufacturers ob the beer in order to get more beer, so they gib them a job inspecting the beer bottles for mice, and a bunch ob other stuff happens, but I didn’t really like it because it didn’t make sense.  Finding a mouse in your bottle would be great!  It’s like a new friend, not somefing bad so I wasn’t really paying attenshun after dat.

Fank you Eva Amaya and Tyler McMullen, we will meet you for dinner to hab some French Canadiam tater fries wiff graby and maple syrup.  Ok?

Stapling is one ob the most important fings in Internashunal Bizness, you need to know how to do it right.


 


We got to hab a few cheesy noodles during school!  But fanks for gibbing us a spoon, it’s so much more cibilized.






Psssst… hai. Dis Augie. I’m up for a midnight snack and a drink ob water, I just wanted to say hai. What are you doing up?

P.S.  Don’t tell mom, ok?

Sorry!  We sent the wrong links …. these should work wiff the 25% discount applied automatically.

Coffee Holes

T-Shirts and a Pillow (more to come)

We apple-ogize for the confusion!

I neber had one before – I fink it’s good, but it makes me feel like a cabeman!

Dis President Fibbs Frost here. Back in the studio. I was going to hang up my forecasting days, but Hurricame Irma heading toward Florida is berry serious.  (My mom had a great aunt named Erma, but she spelled it wiff an “E”). Anyhow, big timey winds and lots ob rain  are going to happen. Floods, destruction, dogs and cats libbing together, mass hysteria…real wrath ob God type stuff. Head to safety, and bring all your animals, loved ones and donuts wiff you!  This is not a drill. No matter where you lib, be safe out there and take good care ob each other.

Back to you Biff out in the streets on the Island where Irma is now, where I see you are now standing in four feet ob water and starting to float away… Biff?!?!

(Help animals effected by the hurricames Harbey and Irma wiff a set ob our pins:  CLICK HERE)