Tonight we are habbin some Marty hair pasta. Dats a gouda pasta!
Dat feeling when you habn’t got a gift for your mom and they are out ob eberyfing good, and only 3 days left! I hope she likes Tide.
Do you hear dat rain on the ceiling?! We better just stay in here and cuddle today. I don’t wanna get wet. We can do holiday stuff tomorrow.
“There is no place like home.” – Fibbs
Fank you eberybody!! We got ober 100 photo signatures on our petition and in record time. You guys are da bestest!! Now I am sitting here patiently waiting for my release paperwork to be processed and stuff so I can go home. But keep those pictures coming in case they get all shady. Donut party at my house!!
Hai eberyone. Dis Fibbs, or as they refer to me in the clink, prisioner 14. Seberal people hab talked to the warden about letting me go, but he is being berry hard nosed about it and is making an example ob me. Howeber, he did say dat if we can get 100 PHOTO signatures on a petition (dat means on dis post) ob rats or peoples holding a sign dat says #FreeFibbs he would be obiliged by law to let me go. So please eberybody – help me out. Dere are NO donuts in here and it’s cold and lonely. I need your help!!! Dis is the only time I can talk to you. I’m wasting away wiff only bread and water. 🙁 Post your photos saying #FREEFIBBS and help get me out ob here for Christmas!!
Hai Eberybody. Dis Milo. We hab a problem. We took some trabel juice and went to Oklahoma today to pick up some license for bizness (Fank yoo berry much Ken Kellmer!) but we ran into a bit ob a problem. Wimbley went to bisit the Blue Whale ob Catoosa (which was kind ob awesome!), and I was strolling through Oklahoma City riberwalk area, when we got a phone call from Fibbs. He has had a few scrapes wiff the law before, but dis time he was in jail!! We got to the jail to bail him out, but they wouldn’t release him. We got to talk to him, and what happened was dat he was at a diner for lunch and the guy next to him ordered a big double cheeseburger, and Fibbs said “wow, dat looks good!” so the man offered him a bite ob it. Fibbs took a bite and BAM… the owner of the diner called the cops, who came rushing in and took him to the clink. “Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out ob another’s hamburger” they said. Fibbs told them what happened, but they weren’t habbing it. They processed him wiff fingerprints and took his mug shot and he was calling for help. So far, we habn’t been able to see or know how to get him out. What should we do?!?! #FreeFibbs
