Eben tho it’s Monday, I will take a few qwestshuns if you hab any.
Hai to my fellow Americams, and people ob the world. It’s wonderful to be here wiff all ob you today. Dis Fibbs.
I want to talk wiff you today about me throwing my hat into the race for President ob the United States – and outer space. (*note to self, remember to wear a hat next time*) The people hab been clammering for it, and I am here to answer the call ob serbice.
I fink I can do a bunch ob good fings, and fix a lot ob wrong fings. I will change our ecomony to a donut based system dat will work much better for eberyone. Naptime will be mandatory ebery day.
I will hab a lot ob good people wiff me, gibbing me adbice. Milo can be my science adbiser about science stuff, and Wimbley will help wiff book stuff and Ninja Watch. If fings aren’t going well, I will call for a nationwide snack time so fings can calm down.
So if you aren’t happy wiff the other candidates and what they hab to offer… VOTE FIBBS! I’m wiff the donutcratic party. (It’s new.)
Fank you for your support.
Just in case you needed further proof dat Marty’s turtle theory was sound… dis old guy from the 1800’s knew about it too. Marty improved and ebolbed the theory for modern times. So don’t doubt Marty’s wisdom is the lesson ob dis. He weally knew about bizness and other important stuff.
(fanks to Kat RattyMun Stradling for pointing dis out)
We almost missed it! But there are a few hours left here where we are. Eben if it’s ober where you are, you can still hab some. Enuff people hab to participate so they will hab it again next year.
I am ready to come out ob my healing apartment!! Does anybody hear me?!?!
Hai everyone. It’s me, Wimbley, remember me? I’m stuck here in my healing apartment on account ob my Ebil Kenibel dare debil antics. Dats what dad says, anyway. I might hab to take it easy on my ninja mobes, but I got letters from ninja groups dat I was making dem look bad, so it’s probably best to tone it down a bit.