Today I had a campaigm stop to meet wiff my constituamts at a cafe here in New Hamster, to hab some lunch and answer some last minute boter qwestshuns. They didn’t hab corm pie, so I just had the regular corms. You would fink knowing the candidatea are coming, they would hab the pie, but I tried not to get my panties in a twist and just enjoyed the regular corms.
The locals here seem be on board wiff the Fibbs platform. I fink we hab a good chance tomorrow!
Quick! To your Monday socks!
We hab been campaigming here in New Hamster dis week, and when Wimbley told us about dis Icee fing he had, we had to find the nearest Marty Mart and try it! It’s really cold here, and the icee fing is cold too, but it was so good! It’s so busy talking to all the peoples and answering all dese qwestshuns but it’s fun and eberybody lubs the donut truck we hab wiff us. We hab so many donuts, if you see our bus around town, wabe at us and we’ll stop and gib you one!
We were out helping Fibbs wiff community relations in New Hamster, putting up posters and stuff and spreading his message, but I just had to stop for a break and I had a booberry icee!
After sweeping the Iowa cactus, today we are on the road to New Hamster for the next stop on the “Fibbs Fixes Fings!” campaign tour. I will be habbing coffee and a snack wiff some folks at a local diner, and answering some qwestshuns about how donuts will make America great. Dis my campaign bus.
Choose to be happy and do somefing fun today – or hab a nice treat!
I am not a groundhog and I didn’t see my shadow either, but I know it’s still going to be winter for awhile, so wear your hats if you need one so you don’t get cold.
Iowa had their cactus tonight, and we were all watching the results roll in wiff anticipation. WE WIN!! Fibbs was the clear winner ob the donutratic party. We hab to fank Christina Hamcock ob Iowa for helping us wiff dis campaign and getting out tonight to cactus for us. Dis elecshun fing is going pretty good so far.
Ummm…. Fibbs running for pwesident has really put a strain on our printing capacity to keep up wiff demand. We are wurking hard on his campaim bizness, but we need more papers and stuff to print fings on.
