Ummm…’scuse me. There is a squirrel in our house claiming to be Fibbs. Should we be worried?
We would like to welcome Flat Milo, Flat Fibbs and Flat Wimbley to our Internashunal bizness team! We are excited to hab you here and working wiff us!!
Big FANKS to Flat Bonnie for our new recruits. I hope dey are potty trained already. Wiff the election gearing up, the extra hands will come in handy! (haha, see what I did there… hands…handy…bwahahaha!!)
(You can get a flattie ob your own rattie in her store!)
We are home! And for lunch today we had an all you can eat kale and nanner buffet! Mmmmurrph me, hmrp wiff mme mmmouf hufull….
Soooo…. our trabels brought us to Kamsas! Shirley hooked us wiff bizness, and it was berry exciting. We started out on a quiet Kamsas farm, wiff a few farmhands. Then the weather took a turn and a storm came up. A nasty old woman chased us wiff a broom during a tornado. When we woke up we were on the yellow brick road! Little voices told us to follow it. So we did. A big pink fairy appeared in a bubble and told us to go see a big green Wizard, but we hab been away from home for a long time, so we took a little walk on the yellow road, then we went home. The wizard sounded a bit scary, plus we heard about the flying monkeys. No, fank you.
Fank you Shirley Loftin for inbiting us to Kamsas! It was an interesting adbenture, but there’s no place like home.
More botes today, so we took a break from our trabels to do some campaigming and handing out donuts. I am WAY ahead in the delegate count and pretty much hab fings wrapped up for the Donutratic Party. (Fanks for your support!) Time to relax and get in the hot tub and order some room serbice. Then tomorrow we are going to pick up some more bizness licenses from Shirley!
Sometimes trabel juice is great to you there fast, but sometimes it’s much more fun to trabel regular and see stuff along the way! Today we stopped for some froot. I’m not eben sure where we are!