It’s scientifically proben you are happier when you eat ice cream. I don’t hab any proof, but it seems kind ob obvious.
Deer Diary –
A boy tends to get a bit peckish while waiting for aliems. I hab a few snacks here. I fink my teebee commercial was really good, but no calls yet about UFO or aliem sightings, just about the toaster oben. I know I need to be patient. P.S. Dis Wimbley.
Deer Diary – All my friends hab giben me hope, so I won’t gib up! I am taking my plea to the MNN airwabes. I made a commercial today, to call for help.
“If you see a UFO or any Aliems in your house or neighborhood, please call 1-800-555-UFO. Your call is toll free, and you can remain anonomouse. BUT WAIT…. there is more… if you call now, you will also receib a deluxe toaster oben if your tip pans out. (*not a guaruntee, you pay shipping and handling)”
I fink dis might work. Hope springs eternal. P.S. Dis Wimbley.
I’ll be waiting for your call.
Deer Diary – Fibe nights in a row I hab been trying to get the aliems to come bisit me. I’ve tried eberyfing I can fink of. I am gibing up hope. To say I am dissappointed and hab a dispare is putting it mildly. I feel like a failure. Dis might be my last entry.
P.S. Dis Wimbley.
Hey you kids…get off my lawn!! I am not the Pokemon you are looking for!! Stop bugging me, I’m busy watching for Aliems.
(creepy voiceover in a hushed tone…. “Has Ratatta evolved into a… Pikachu?“)
Aliem beacom is working!! It’s on! It’s on!!
Deer Diary – Night three of the aliem lookout projekt. Donuts are gone, and so far we habn’t had any signs of aliems. Tonight I am breaking out the big guns (not really guns) my aliem beacom detecktor debice. When I turn dis on, aliems will be drawn to it, or at least they be curious and come see what dis is. I hope it doesn’t take long, snacks are harder to come by at the lookout stashun. Ok, dat’s all.
P.S. Diary in case you were wondering, dis Wimbley.
Wimbley is still on aliem watch, but Fibbs and I are going to show APOPO dat we can detect TB and help sabe people too. We have good sniffers! We can be Hero Rats, just the American smaller bersion wiff superhero capes and a science lab. I fink we let them stick to finding the landmines.
Watch dis bideo from APOPO to see what it is we are doing….
Deer Diary – Dis is day two ob my Aliem lookout. So far nuffin. It’s really hard not to eat all the donuts while I’m waiting. It’s eben harder to keep Fibbs from eating them. I remain hopeful we will see some aliems soon! I hab the Space Marty statue here wiff me so they don’t feel intimidated or scared. I wonder if aleims work on Mondays. P.S. Dis Wimbley.
