Dis is President Fibbs reporting for MNN news, here from Califorbia wiff some sad news today. Dis is a presidentshul matter because he libed in a Nashunal park. My friend and iconic Califorbia drive-through tree, Cecil, fell down duirng our last rain storm and hurt himself real bad. He lubbed being a tourist attracshun and talking to all the people dat drove fru him. On his behalf, I am here to warn eberybody to be berry careful about the weather, because bad rain, winds and snows can be dangerous. So be extremely careful out there, whereber you are, open a window before you go out and if the air hurts your face, maybe you should stay home in your sock. And always remember to store your donuts in a dry, safe place.
Back to you in the studio…
(off-camera) Where is my secret serbice?!? Somebody get me a towel!
