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Fibbs Frost Special Report

Hai eberyone – Dis is President Fibbs Frost wiff a special report.  Yesterday we had a big storm and thousands ob local residents lost power for hours.  So much rain it doesn’t know where to go, many areas were dangerous and flooded like ribers running down the freeways.  Just moments ago, it sounds like our studio was under attack on the roof, and I went outside and found dis crazy hail stuff all ober the ground!  It looked like snow but it was hail.  Little pellets ob frozen rain that fall in showers from cumulonimbus clouds. We habn’t seen weather like dis in ten lifetimes!  Sebere weather also hit the southeast – hope you and your donuts are all safe and warm.

Look – more rain is coming fru from ober there…

Dis is crazy!


I’m going inside.

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Key to the Kingdom

Well, I got the key to the White House.  I went in and looked around, and it’s pretty nice.  But I fink I will lib in the Marty Mouse White House, wiff my old obal office – it suits me just fine.  I will bring the personal chef wiff me though. Dats one perk I can’t pass up.  Maybe we will bacashun here sometimes.

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Playoffs

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News!

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Let them Eat Cake

The dinner and all the dancing was fun – our dates got home safely to Souff Carolina, and before their curfew (wiff a litte trabel juice).  We were so glad dat Larry, Lionel, Gourdon, Marty Feltman, Dobby, Shy Guy, George, Gus, Sadie and so many of our friends could join us dis ebening, but the best part was when we could just relax and hab some cake!  Ob course we sabed you a piece.

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The Parade

It was pretty nice ob them to throw a parade for us, but I’m getting hungry, let’s go fast and get to the dinners!  What do you fink Mr. Feltman?

 

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The Speech

Deer fellow Americams and hoomans all ober the world.  Dis Fibbs.  It has been my honor and pribiledge to hab serbed as your President for the last few months and I will continue to do so wiff pride.  It is wiff a full heart dat I stand before you today, dis is an important job and will require a delicate touch to keep peace amongst nashuns, and uphold all the important stuff in the Constitushun.  We all can work together, respect each other for our similarities and our differences.  Share snacks and socks wiff those in need and bolster the nap laws and all the goberment fings dat are paramount.  Fank you for coming together and helping me in my journey.  I could not hab done dis wiffout each and ebery one ob you.

In the wise words ob Fozzie…  “Patriotism swells in the heart ob the American bear.”

DONUTS FOR EBERYONE!!

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Oats ob Office and Swearing In

Hello eberyone – dis Fibbs.  It’s nice to see you all here looking so sharp.  Fank you to all in attendance, I hab greatly appreciated your support and lub ober the past year since I started my campaigm.  Many donuts hab been distributed, and socks repurposed, and now it is time for me to be sworn in and take the oats ob office.

I, Fibbs, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office ob president ob the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitushun ob the United States and ensure donuts for eberybody!

“Fank you Mr. Fibbs – you are now President dammit!   Dis completes your swearing in.”

I promise to uphold all my promises and be a great President!  Let me hab some more ob those oats…

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Good Morning America!

Good morning America and people all ober the world. It was a hard fought campaign, but no one was surprised dat his platform of Peace, Lub and Donuts for Eberybody won the hearts and minds and botes of the people.  Eben though Fibbs has been President for a few months now, it’s finally the fancy day ob making it offishul. He is a great guy and awesome brother.  He shares his snacks if he has too, and loves to snuggle. On behalf ob my brother Wimbley and I, we are berry proud to announce our brother, and the President ob the United States and Beyond… FIBBS!!

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BPFF

(Here is Bice President Fibbs Feltman, I can sense his nervousness, as it’s a berry important day for him too.)

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