Dis Milo Megadoppler and we hab breaking news on the predicashuns ob Phil. He woke up dis morning, came out ob his hidey hole, saw his shadow and went back to bed. Six more weeks ob winter is on it’s way! Except if you lib in places dat are already warm, then it’s just whateber it normally is, which is technically winter, but you hab less of a chance of slipping and falling on ice.
Dis news sends socks factories into ober drive to meet demand.
Back to you. Did I say dis is Milo? Oh yeah… ok. Bye.
Hai Everybody, dis Milo Megadoppler standing here in a field in Pennsylbania really really early dis morning waiting for our friend Phil to come out and see if he sees his shadow. It’s chilly here, and I wish I had remembered my sweater. It’s important when you hab weather and know what it is, dat you dress accordingly, or you will either be too hot, or too cold – that is fact ob science.
But I digress… today, it is my honor to proclaim today “Rodent Recognishun Day” in honor ob Phil, Fibbs and all the billions ob rodents out there who are making America grate. We will be back later to let you know about Phil, in the meantime enjoy dis speshul day. Back to you in the studio.
(**shuffling noises** “can someone lend me their coat for a minute?”)
I had discussions wiff the Speakers ob the House today on some donut policy issues. There will be no raisins in donuts as long as the Donutcratic Party is in charge!
A few weeks ago our friends George and Shy Guy sent dis AMAZING tribute to Wimbley and his Aliem Adbenture. Dis is so amazing. We shared it wiff Wimbley in a recent Hype talk and he thought it was great!! Can’t wait to show Larry too – he will lub it. Especially the part where he and his friends played the practical joke left a picture while we were all sleeping! Dis obviously took a lot ob work and bizness skills! FANK YOU guys (and your dad too).
A big fank you to Norway (via our friend Silje Grambo Mellemstuen who represents all ob Norway) for sending these lubly gifts to open the diplomatic relashuns wiff our country. Dis really cute cheese cutter, and yummy chocolate! We gladly accept and look forward to working wiff your country on many more good snacks to come. Milo is happy to serbe as Foreign Relashuns Embassador, in addition to his role as Secretary ob Science Stuffs.
Because… donuts!