Dis is an outrage!! We hab another leak! And it’s not just from all the rain here. Another photo has leaked ob me at the doktors office on Monday. Fankfully they gabe me my respect and blurred my berries. Do you know who did dis?? I offer a donut in reward for dis culprit to be turned in.
I just wanted to tell you all dat I am feeling good, and I nice long rest yesterday. I hab a state bisit from Canada tomorrow, so need to rest up more so I’m in tip top shape for the meeting. I am going to take Teddy and get back into my healing blanket and hab a yogi. P.S. Dis Fibbs.
P.P.S. Did you know Teddy was named after a President?? But not me, cause his name is not Fibbs.
Hai eberybody! Im on my way home and feeling pretty good. We hab to wait for the science to come back and tell us what dis was – but for now I’m happy to home. Waiting to be showered wiff snacks… fanks for worrying about me. The presidential medical team did a great job!
Dis morning we had our breakfast, then mom (aka MM) flanked wiff the Secret Serbice team, took Fibbs to the Surgery Center. He was feeling strong and confident. I fink Fibbs Feltman is feeling more nerbous about habing to take ober for a few hours. He’ll do great though.
Fank you all so much for your love, prayers and generous support. We had to create another cabinet position dat I will be taking on, Secretary ob Monies. I can do it, Marty taught us all accounting for Internashunal Bizness. Plus, it’s just maff which is kind ob like science.
More updates as we get them. P.S. Dis Milo.
Dis is Milo here wiff you tonight on MNN. We hab some serious state bizness to tell you about dis ebening. Tomorrow morning President Fibbs will be habing surgery for a bump on his arm. We expect eberyfing to go smoothly, but we hab the powers ob transfer papers signed ober to Fibbs Feltman during the time he will be unconscious – so rest assured the peoples bizness will still get done and donuts will still flow freely as the President recobers. Right now Secret Serbice is vetting the vet, and securing the surgical center and surrounding buildings to make sure nuffing happens and the President is safe. Ebery precaution is being taken.
We all fank you for watching and will update you wiff his progress as soon as we know somefing. Back to you in the studio…
‘Scuse me mom, it appears someone has pre-eated a hole in my cheese snack. Secret Serbice should hab caught dis.
I am sending you somefing specshul in the magic mail box – it’s a Balemtime! And it’s full ob lub, just for you!!
