P.S. Dis Fibbs and I endorse dis message.
(pssst…no raisins!)
dis Wimbley. Don’t worry….I’m ok!
Good ebening ladies and gentlemen. Tonight I’m here from Heaben to tell you about the state ob our uniom, and I’m proud to report that the state ob our uniom is strong! We hab plenty of donuts and corms, eberybody here is nice to each other and helps each out when they are in need, which is what keeps our fabric strong and good. Eberyone is welcome and lubbed and I am berry happy to announce that ebery citizen around the world is eligible for a Wimbley Liberry card.
Our adbances in science are strong, and exciting fings are happening wiff technology that will help grow the donut economy and keep the planet safe and the environment clean and protected for generashuns to come. Marty and Milo are working on bringing planetary trabel to the masses, just in case.
I fink that’s about it. Keep up the good work, be nice to each other and leave places you bisit better than you left them, and make someone smile eberyday. Presidentshul biscuits for eberyone on their way out.
Fank you! Fank you!!
Dis is Augie Abalanche from Marty New Network, reporting from the coast ob Norff Carolina, it is really rainy and windy but it’s not as bad as the weather finkers thought it would be. I don’t fink I’ll hab to use my paper hat as a boat (mom thought it would be good to hab just in case I got caught in a flood). There is some bad flooding and it has caused some damage, hopefully it will be alot less than originally feared. Stay safe and dry and be careful out there, it can still be berry dangerous and you can get berry wet. Keep your donuts and snacks on a high shelf just in case.
Here I am in a period of calm and no rain. Fings are still wet. Perhaps messages like dis one written on the boards cobering windows and doors indimidated Flo to calm down a bit and become a tropical storm.
Augie Abalanche signing off, back to you in the studio.
From our one and only foreber President. “Enjoy this Monday, enjoy some sock time and hab a donut!!”
New Enamel Pins Alert…. Marty in his sock, Jedi Wimbley, and Trabel Marty! And because we are so excited for the new class, we are habbing FREE SHIPPING on all magnet and pin orders ober $15 until Fibbruary 13th. Use code MSOB at checkout. Each one is a limited and numbered edition of 100 pieces.
P.S. We won’t be doing any more photo pins after dis, so get them while you can at the Store ob Cute Fings!
