“Good Morning Mr. President, sir… I am reporting for duty. What do you need done today? Shall I clean your hats? Wash your cage bars? Help you execute an executib order? Whateber you need Mr. President.” P.S. Dis Chummy (aka Hilton)
Hai Eberybody.
Dis President Fibbs. You hab probably heard about Hurricame Harbey, and lots ob animals (and people too) hab been displaced and lost. We want to help them, so I was finkin, how can I help them more? You can help us help them too! We hab created a Hurricame relief package ob enamel pins. If you buy dis set – profits will be donated to Best Friends Animal Rescue, who is down there helping!
Or you can donate directly to Best Friends here: https://bestfriends.org/hurricaneharvey
Fanks for helping! It feels good doesn’t it?
Angry cat Photo credit: Scott Olsen
Don’t worry, he did hab to pass a test from the Secret Serbice and he keeps his firebreaff off, so he is cleared to be in the Fibbs Cribs (by Dexters Creature Comforts) wiff me.
We laugh a lot and tell jokes. Like dis one…. “If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part ob the precipitate.”* We laughed really hard at that one!
Sometimes he alerts me to incoming snacks.
Whoa…Paul, what hab you been eating??
*Explanation: This is a play on the phrase “If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem.”
But in chemistry a solution is a completely dissolved mixture of two or more compounds, and a precipitate is a a solid that sometimes forms from a chemical reaction in a liquid solution. The solid precipitate falls out of solution, and collects in the bottom of the vial.
So a precipitate is definitely not part of the solution.
I just woke up from a berry long nap. I had dis crazy dream wiff pirates and dragons and treasures…
or was it?!?
We found it!!! The seas hab calmed and we found the shore, after following the dots for a short walk, we came across a cabe, it was kind ob stinky. We looked at each other and though ‘dats a great place for a treasure!” We went in and BOOM there it was!! It was guarded by scorpions, after a discusshun frought wiff a few tensions, we gabe them some cookies and they were happy wiff that. It was a big heaby chest, it took us both to get it open…and behold!! Golden treasure ob chocolates!! Monies made ob chocolate, so you can buy stuff OR hab a snack!! Best treasure eber.
hat by a hat for my rat
I fink we took a wrong turn at skull island, so we are going the long way around. The seas are pretty rough. Paul got seasick and fru up a couple times. Dat was gross.
– Fibbs
It is a dark stormy night as I stepped onto the wet and slippery deck ob my ship. The seas are rough but me and Paul are are nabigating the ship according to our map, although sometimes the dotted lines are hard to see in the dark. We had coconuts and porridge for dinner. There are plenty ob boat chores to do to keep going, we swab the deck and batten down the hatches and that sort ob fing.
No teebee, radios or phones so play lots ob games and talk about olden times. I’m sending dis message by owl. We hope to reach land soon. P.S. Dis Fibbs (and Paul. He’s the dragon)