The dinner and all the dancing was fun – our dates got home safely to Souff Carolina, and before their curfew (wiff a litte trabel juice). We were so glad dat Larry, Lionel, Gourdon, Marty Feltman, Dobby, Shy Guy, George, Gus, Sadie and so many of our friends could join us dis ebening, but the best part was when we could just relax and hab some cake! Ob course we sabed you a piece.
Good morning America and people all ober the world. It was a hard fought campaign, but no one was surprised dat his platform of Peace, Lub and Donuts for Eberybody won the hearts and minds and botes of the people. Eben though Fibbs has been President for a few months now, it’s finally the fancy day ob making it offishul. He is a great guy and awesome brother. He shares his snacks if he has too, and loves to snuggle. On behalf ob my brother Wimbley and I, we are berry proud to announce our brother, and the President ob the United States and Beyond… FIBBS!!
The time is almost here and we aren’t done setting up yet! We need to hurry… no time to chat. See you soon for the big ebent. Hab a donut while you wait. There should be plenty!
If you are scared or lonely you can bunk in here wiff me. It’s bigger than it looks, and usually mom gibs us snacks.