I’m starting a new band called Milo and the Beams.
Happy Easter Eberybunny! We are habbing a big Easter egg hunt on the White House Lawn today, you can come and look for eggs. Both the chocolate and regular kind. It’s fun, and both are delicous. We might we hab some ob those Cadbury eggs dat are half chocolate and half egg. Maybe some dinosaur eggs too, just to make it interesting.
Fank you to Minae Noji and Eminence Priestley for our Easter eggs and stuff, they are making us look eben awesome then usual. We appreciate it a bunch!
Milo, remember dis is a Presidenshul secret and you can’t tell anybody. Natshunal security fings are highly classified and important. I’ll let you know when it’s ok to say it, ok?
Fank you to Dexters Creature Comforts for responding so quickly to my letter and sending ober the user manual last night. We got it figured out and hab determined it was user error. Great customer serbice! It’s working perfectly now.
Now we are going to hab a nap and secret Presidential conference. See you later….
Dear Dexters Creature Comforts –
We recently accquired seberal of your cuddle cups wiff space and science fabrics. As adbertised, they are indeed broccoli free, and berry well made. The construction lebel is top notch, the comfort lebel is high, howeber I do hab one complaint. These are adbertised as habbing plenty ob room for two, but I do not find dat to be the ways fings are. While there is technically room for two to fit comfortably, I seem to be habbing problems wiff dat functshun. Please adbise.
Yours truly – Dis Milo
We seem to hab found ourselbes in quite a situashun… but don’t worry, we will eat our way out!
We went to Big Bear Lake dis weekend, but guess what… we didn’t see any big bears at all. We found bizness license for Marty though, so we got it (we can use his too, in Internashunal Bizness dats how it works). If you are new around these parts, we all hab bizness licenses for ebery state and country we do bizness in. Really nice people would help us out and send them to us from there state or city or geograffical area. You can see them here. Ob course Marty had them too for his Marty Marts and other bentures, he had more countries then us because our names are really hard to find on stuff. You pretty much hab to order it. It was a project for all ob us to work on together! We sure appreciate all the help eberybody gabe us.
P.S. Dis my pirate impresshun. Aaargh!
Our secret meeting is ober, but we found dis guy outside. He said he wasn’t listening. Neberseen him before. It’s just kinda weird.
‘Scuse us. We are going in here to hab a secret meeting.
