We worked wiff dad in his office ob Internashunal Bizness today, plus worked on our cabinet picks. Mom came home late from work and I fink she felt bad because she brought us a fancy dinner wiff tiny cobs ob corms, but they didn’t taste like corms and if I’m being honest, wasn’t berry good. Luckily we had regualr corms, peas and qween-wa too. I hope you had better luck.
Fibbs is busy sorting fru all the applicashuns for Secret Serbice (still time to apply if you are interested), so I’m helping in the mail room. They hab good donuts here!
We had some capenellinnis tonight and it was yummy! Wimbley wouldn’t want us to starbe. He was always berry anti-starbation.
As President, it is my great privilege – well, it’s my privilege – actually, let’s just say it’s my job – to grant one clemency today. As I do, I want to take a moment to recognize the brave turkeys who weren’t so lucky, who didn’t get to ride the gravy train to freedom – who met their fate with courage and sacrifice – and proved that they weren’t chicken. I wish I could pardon them all. Run free young turkey!!
We did lots ob Internashunal Bizness paperwork today. It was a good team effort, but now it’s all in the office, but we still hab to file it in the right place to keep fings organized.
Today I shared a chocy drink wiff Milo, my new Chief ob Scientific Stuff and Logic Adbisor. I hab a big cabinet to fill up. I hab to pace myself, plus I don’t hab my presidential thinkin’ hat. Dobby says my hat will be ready on Friday.
I just boted for my brother – wow! Dat was pretty exciting!!