‘Scuse me … comin’ fru!
Hai eberybody! The first shipment ob calemdars hab arribed, and we hab our new ‘fank you’ cards ready to go, so calling all shipping minions – time to get busy and send these out. If you help, I will gib you a Presidentshul biscuit. Maybe two. (I know my mom won’t want one and just gib it to me instead, but I offer to be polite).
Click on the image to bisit the store and get yours today! The big Memes Wall calemdar will probably come in tomorrow.
WOW! Just got a call from Ryan Seacrest, they habn’t seen such a quick rise to number One since Elbis! Eberybody lubs Presidentshul Biscuit, it’s sweeping the nashun!!
It was mobie night wiff Dad and we watched Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales – he had to rebiew it. But I like pirates, so I wore my hat. I had really good pirate adbenture. The one in the mobie was good too, but mine was better cause it had a dragon in it. P.S. We had popcorms.
(Pirate hat by A Hat for my Rat)