‘Scuse me … comin’ fru!

Hai eberybody!  The first shipment ob calemdars hab arribed, and we hab our new ‘fank you’ cards ready to go, so calling all shipping minions – time to get busy and send these out.  If you help, I will gib you a Presidentshul biscuit.  Maybe two.  (I know my mom won’t want one and just gib it to me instead, but I offer to be polite).

Click on the image to bisit the store and get yours today!  The big Memes Wall calemdar will probably come in tomorrow.

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WOW! Just got a call from Ryan Seacrest, they habn’t seen such a quick rise to number One since Elbis!  Eberybody lubs Presidentshul Biscuit, it’s sweeping the nashun!!

Hey…I know there was a sandwich in here.  Where did it go?? It’s not nice to wiffhold sandwich from the President.

 

Tonight I make-a the pasta wiff cheese in the middle, called a tortenelli!  It’s a berry delicate pasta, you hab to roll it out smooth and stuff it wiff cheese and gib it patty-cakes back in a circle shape.  Then you eat-a the pasta!  Dats my faborite part. 





 

 

I lub cake!!  I mean, I lub birffdays. I lub my dad – especially when he has cake.

We had to sit patiently and wait while we singed the birffday song, then it was time for cake!!

The next birffday will be mine.  I’m gonna start finking about what kind ob cake I want. 
 



It was mobie night wiff Dad and we watched Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales – he had to rebiew it.  But I like pirates, so I wore my hat. I had really good pirate adbenture.  The one in the mobie was good too, but mine was better cause it had a dragon in it.  P.S. We had popcorms.

(Pirate hat by A Hat for my Rat)