As the President I try to participate in all the “Nashunal” days that I can. Like Donut Day, Smashed Tater Day (note to self, make sure that is a fing, and if not make a new law), Pamcake Day, and stuff like that. Today is selfie day, and since mom is at work, I was helping Dad in his office doing bizness today – here is a selfie of me and him. He pushed the button, I was habbing a power nap.
‘It’s morning and I’m stapling stuff…do dah..do dah…staplin’ alibe, staplin’ alibe! Ah..ah…ah…ah…staplin’ alibbbbbeeeee…’
Monday is coming… I can smell it. It doesn’t smell berry good!
….just behind the ears, a little to the left… ahhhhh… dat’s it!
Mom brought me home a fortune cookie tonight, I was so excited to see my fortune and lotto numbers. Gimme, gimme, gimme!! Please.
“You hab a captibating style all your own.” I knew dat already.
I did it! I made a really really yummy birffday cake for my mom! As a chef, it’s important to taste it as you go to make sure it’s good. I may hab gotten carried away….but I did leabe her the piece wiff the candle on it.
Last night I had this crazy dream! Our doorbell rang, and this box arribed addressed to the President. I opened it up and there was this Krispy Kreme ban wiff a note that said “get in this delibery ban and it will take you to all the Krispy Kreme locashuns and you can eat all the donuts you want.” So, obviously, I hopped in and off we went! We drove all over the county eating all the donuts until they ran out – then we went on to the next locashun and ate all ob THOSE donuts too… at one place we went, we met a man named Peter that makes the donuts and he showed us all the ingredients and how they are prepared. He showed us how they plop out on a belt and flip ober. Then they go up and up and up, then slide down into the sugary glaze and fall right into the box at the end. He also told us about how he was the jabelin froing champion in high school, which was weird and not at all donut related. We kept going and going…finally I was getting tired and really full (I fink I ate elebenty hundred), so I asked the car to take me home. When I woke up, I was curled up in my bed, and there were crumbs next to me. Hmmmmm. So was this really just a dream??
(fanks to Branwen Resop and Heidi Foubare for the donut delibery ban!)
The magnets are here! If you ordered any, I hab been working berry hard to get them in the magic box for you. If you ordered a magnet AND a pin or two, those will ship when the pins come in – we hope dat will be soon! AND ebery order gets a free MMH button, how about dat for good Internashunal Bizness? Dat was my idea. Ok, enuff wiff the work, let’s hab some snacks!
Marty Mouse House – Store ob Cute Fings
I am habbing broccolis for lunch. Pssst… please don’t tell Dexter.
