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Souff Dakota Bizness

Dis morning after breakfast we took some trabel juice and went to Souff Dakota to pick up our bizness licences!   Ob course I had to check out the rock mountain where they will put my face when I’m President.   I fink it rocks!!   I left a note to be sure to include my hat when they do it.

We rented a BW bug and drove to the Corm Palace – a must see for eberyone dat bisits here.  It’s all about corms and corm products and corm tasting and cormy jokes.   Haha, dat last one is not ture, but it should be.   It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory, so we had a close call wiff the law.   Corm Palace is right next to a cheese factory, and wiff a full tummy, who doesn’t want to take a nap??   We were just drifting off when the police came in, they made enuff noise to wake us up, so we drank our trabel juice and got home real quick!

Fank you Gail Huddleston for inbiting us and talking wiff us about putting in dat Marty Mart, we will get our people on it right away.  Maybe a Fibbs Frostee Freeze and Donuts too!

P.S. We only need 10 more states!!  Please help us finish our domestic Internashual Bizness take ober!!

SD_milo
I don’t fink we will let Fibbs dribe anymore.

SD_wimbley

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Minnesota Bizness

We went to Minnesota today!   Milo didn’t get the trabel juice quite right, and we ended up in Canada first, but he added a few drops of lutefisk and got us right to Minnesota.  Habing a great time!  Wish you could come wiff.   Wimbley went to the Mall ob America shopping for some Bikings stuff for dad.  I hope dad doesn’t mind we took his monies wiff us.

I went to Paisley Park to pay tribute to Prince and did a little jam session in his honor.  It sure isn’t the same here wiffout him.

After our daytime adbentures, we went to meet our friend Shannon Belille for dinner in Excelsior where she libs.   We had peas and corms and kales and lots ob good bizness conbersashun.   Fank you so much Shannon for inbiting us and setting us up for bizness in Minnesota!

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 MN_fibbs

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West Birginia Bizness and Cactus

We hab enjoyed relaxing after the squirrel adbenture, but Fibbs needed to go bisit West Birginia today to campaigm for the cactus, so I grabbed my trabel hat, and we took some trabel juice and off we went!   Fibbs bisited a bunch ob the towns there making sure he got the botes, and everyone seemed to respond to his message.  I had a chance to go to the libary and take a walk in the woods – it’s so beautiful here.   Milo did a Q&A in Charleston for Fibbs to help him out.   Someone told us we are allowed to take roadkill home for supper, but we opted to go to the local diner instead and had some yummy taters and corms.

Fanks Shirley Loftin for helping get bizness here!!   Ok, let’s go bungee jumping now on the riber!!

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 WV_milo

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Kamsas Bizness

Soooo…. our trabels brought us to Kamsas!  Shirley hooked us wiff bizness, and it was berry exciting.    We started out on a quiet Kamsas farm, wiff a few farmhands.   Then the weather took a turn and a storm came up.  A nasty old woman  chased us wiff a broom during a tornado.  When we woke up we were on the yellow brick road!   Little voices told us to follow it.   So we did.   A big pink fairy appeared in a bubble and told us to go see a big green Wizard, but we hab been away from home for a long time, so we took a little walk on the yellow road,  then we went home.   The wizard sounded a bit scary, plus we heard about the flying monkeys.  No, fank you.

Fank you Shirley Loftin for inbiting us to Kamsas!   It was an interesting adbenture, but there’s no place like home.

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UK Bizness

In order to escape Monday, we took a little trabel juice and headed ober the pond to the UK!   It was a really really big pond.  I fink perhaps whoeber made dat up named it wrong.   Anyway,  it was our first bisit here so we toured around a bit.   I went to Buckingham Palace, you know, for a courtesy bisit, since I will soon be in charge.  I brought the Queen some donuts, but nobody was home.   These guys in big furry hats were real grateful for the donuts though.

It was fun riding around on the big red bus, and we ended up in Newcastle Upon Stratforshire on Avon to meet Hannah and her friend Ham Solo.   Fank you so much for the licenses and inbiting us for tea!   We’ll hab to come back sometime.  So much to see.   Plus we hab lots more science fiction and space stuff to talk about wiff Ham Solo.

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 UK_milo

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Indiana Bizness

So after we finished our Internashunal Bizness, we trabeled to Indiana because Karl had bizness licenses for us!   Milo wanted to see some science stuff, so he went on the Interwebs and found a place called Rocket 88.  But guess what?!  It turns out it was donuts!!   Nuffing better then science donuts!!   I helped them make a few batches, but don’t worry, no secret science ingrediemts, so no one will turn amFibbian.   After dat bisit, we went next door and all had dinner wiff Karl Simon at his place ob work, the Sinking Ship.   Wimbley was the only one appropriately dressed, but we all got to stay and eat.   We had taters, beams and corms and shared stories.   We almost got in trouble because after dinner we put on a puppet show and charged people fifty cents ob monies to see it, the local law man said they could fine us $3 for doing dat, but Karl talked to them and got us off wiff a warning.   No more puppet shows in Indiana.  Their loss really.

Fanks so much Karl for the fun bisit to Indiana!

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IN_fibbs

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Ontario, Canada Bizness

Hello eberybody!  Mondays are not usually much fun, but we got a package today wiff some belated birffday presents, so we took some trabel juice and went to Camada!  Wimbley and Milo did a little site seeing, but I found a Tim Hortons and set up a table to meet some people and hand out some donuts to help me get Canadiam botes.   Remember you can bote for me eberywhere in the world, as often as you like.   So far, I fink the people ob the Great White Norff are wiff me, you just hab to ask them a little differently.  You hab to say “Hai I’m Fibbs and I’m running for president.  Would you like a donut, eh?”

Fank you so much to Denise, Logan, Garbin & Willow for the help wiff Canadiam bizness and for the yummy snacks!  Wiffout your help, we would not be able to do bizness in any ob Camada and dat would gib us a big sad.

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ON_milo

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Colorado Bizness Part 2

We were on our way out ob Colorado to do more campaigm bizness – always hab to work at getting the botes, when I got a call on my Fibbs Fone.  It was our friend Shirley Loftin and she inbited us ober to hab pamcakes for dinner!  So we packed up the donut truck and raced back to see Shirley at her hotel.   She was just bisiting Colorado and heard we were here.  I was skeptical when I saw all she had in her hotel was a little hot plate, but turns out dat is all you need to make pamcakes, and she made LOTS of good ones!   Not dat I hab eber had a bad pamcake, but it’s possible I guess.    Shirley made plain ones wiff syrup, booberry ones, and ob course some chocy chip ones.

We talked about lots ob stuff and had a great time.   Fank you Shirley for more Colorado bizness and all the pamcakes!!   P.S.  Bote for Fibbs!

P.P.S.  Fank you to Susan and Jay Dial ob Yoder, Colorado who alerted Shirley to our trip! 

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Colorado Bizness Part 1

Well, if you saw the post earlier, you know why we are in Colorado.    We had to go on an adbenture to get some lunch.  I’m not sure what got into our mom leaving us high and dry with no lunch left in the bag.  Presidential camdidates need good nutritions.   Milo got us all some trabel juice and we went to Littletom CO and got some lunch wiff our friend, Lynn Mossbrucker, who gabe us dese bizness licenses.  It’s pretty here!   Lunch was pretty good too.   We did a little touring around looking at mountains and nature stuff.

I thought about doing some skiing, because I heard when you learn it’s all about pizza and fries, but we just ate and I didn’t fink it was a good plan.  You might hab noticed I’m not dat athletic.  I’m more ob a policy guy.

Fank you Lynn for a yummy lunch and good bizness!  

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Fibbs Austrailia Bizness Dream

Whoa.  Dat was weird.  I had a dream last night dat I got a bizness license to Australia and played my music at the Sydney Opera house.   Peoples were dressed in penguin suits and glittering dresses and most ob them were wearing hats with wings.   After my first set wiff the Corms, eberybody cheered so loud when I started the next song, people couldn’t eben hear it ober the screams ob delight.   Then a kangaroo hopped up on stage and put me in his pouch and took me to a giant office building where he said I could set up for bizness.  He gab me the keys to a big office, and led me inside, then he banished!   On the bulletin board there was a photo of two pretty girl rats – it said their names were Ziva and Twix.  Dat made me hungry, so I  climbed into a giant bending machime knocking down all kinds ob candy when I noticed a bag ob Andy Capp’s fries and Dabid Hasselhoff was inside eating them all and only crumbs were left and Dabid Hasselhoff was crying.  Probably because all ob the fries were gone, and he was stuck in the bag.  So I grabbed all my candy and yelled goodbye to Dabid as I slid down the dispenser shoot.  Den I woke up in my cuddle cup wiff Wimbley and Milo.

Fank you to Leigh Heydon, Ziva and Twix – what a funny dream!!  (or was it?!?)

 

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