Hai eberybody! It’s me, Mr. Fudge, and I met wiff the King dis weekend and told him all about the troubles in my billage, Farunwide, and we talked for hours and hours. He was berry sypafettic and caring and is sending help to our billage, and a supply ob neberending walnuts! He will help us fix our problems, but in the meanwhile we will not go hungry. King Bean is a most gracious and generous King!!
The masks are starting to arribe!! They look great and are really comfy and breaffable. Yep Dad…looks good!! If you want a particular picture on one, tell my mom and she will make it for you. I’m pretty sure. She keeps making more new ones. It’s important to wear masks and keep each other safe from the birus!!
You can get your MMH masks here: https://martymousehouse.threadless.com/accessories/face-mask
P.S. Go Bikings!! So far this season we are undefeated.
Wow, dis place has eberyfing. Eben a little café wiff free snacks while you wait to see the King.
Castle Guard: “The king can see you shortly, please state your bizness for the offishul record.”
“I am Mr. Fudge, and I hab come from Farunwide in search ob help! Our community is suffering from the effects ob the elebenty year flood. Homes hab been washed out, laundry swept off the lines and full ob mud, and no places to grow food stuff. We hab no nuts and we are starbing. I hab come to ask the king for his help. I hab heard he is a kind and gracious king who is really good at helping.”
“I hab come a very long way fru many lands, if you don’t mind I’m just going to hab a drink of fresh water while I wait…”
Hello, my name is Mr. Fudge. May I please speak to the king?
Is Monday ober? I’m coming out now. Please hab a snack ready.
Eber since the birus came I hab been habbing weird bibid dreams. Last night I had one and it felt like I was on a boat crossing the ocean, big wabes that come and go, and I woke up and I was in a shipping container on a large bessel on the ocean. The water was splooshing ober the sides and men were running around wiff ropes and buckets talking in a language I didn’t understand. I got out ob my box and walked around on deck, trying not to slip on the water and fall off the boat. A nice monkey on a unicycle wearing a black and white checked hat gab me a fish. The fish said “Hello Bean” and it startled me and I dropped him and he slid off the deck. As he fell oberboard, he yelled “Fanks Bean!!! Bye!!”
Then I was rollerskating wiff Cosmo and the disco ball fell from the ceiling and cracked open and all kinds ob candy spilled out. It was a bad dream, but also a good dream.
