We got some tasty PB residoo today. I hab dibs on the other finger too! – dis Bean
Cheese from the cottage is yummy-
it goes down smooth to our tummy!
It’s cold and white, but not a fright
and eating the lumps is funny!
You guys. Check these out, the magic box is bringing great treasures and I fink they are amazing! Lise ob Star Brux sent us tributes for Fibbs and Marty, and they are spectacular! Just look at the details!! Such a loving tribute to both these amazing guys – we can’t fank you enuff!! We do happen to hab a stash ob broccoli and carrots if you some ob those, we can gib you some ob dat.
and then Mom thought, I should do a commission of ‘Augie and the Pea’ on account ob how much I lub peas, and she nailed that one too! It looks just like me holding a pea!
Dis Marty doing Heaben bizness. The lamp really lights up! And the red stapler, and the phone, and the letter, and packages and Marty. The details, I am telling you….It’s Heabenly!!
Dis me, holding a pea…just like dis!
Be the pea…Lise thought ob dis one and its perfect. You can use a pea as a pillow, then when you wake up it’s right there and you can eat it! Although if you are one wiff the peas, then you don’t to eat it, and that causes a bit ob an exsestenshul crisis.
Bisit her page https://www.facebook.com/star.brux/ and like it, because ‘lub it’ is not an option. She’s not taking commissions right now, but she will again, and you should get one, cause they are out ob dis world!! Like Larry.
– dis Augie
Thank you so much Lise, these are AMAZING!!! – MM
Today Augie wanted to hold hands during breakfast. So we did. MM
Today we did string theory class – the fancy kind. Fancy string theory is kind ob like regular string theory, but it’s a little more complicated and berry sciencey.
In physics, string theory is a theoretical framework in which the point-like particles ob particle physics are replaced by one-dimensional objects called strings. It describes how these strings propagate through space and interact wiff each other. On distance scales larger than the string scale, a string looks just like an ordinary particle, with its mass, charge, and other properties determined by the vibrational state ob the string. In string theory, one ob the many vibrational states of the string corresponds to the grabitashun, a quantum mechanical particle that carries grabitashunal force. Thus fancy string theory is a theory ob quantum fancy grabity.
Dis Augie, and I hab a story to tell you. Going back in time to a not so long ago yesteryear (just a few weeks ago actually), we went to New York to pick up our bizness papers. The trip started out as usual, Cosmo bisited Lake Placid where they had the Olympics a couple times, he wanted to see if they were looking for new talent wiff ninja mobes, but that is more the summer Olympics. I bisited the Jell-O museum and learned about green Jell-O and how they make carrots float. All pretty normal bizness stuff. The exciting part happened when Bean went up state to bisit the Boldt Castle in Alexandria Bay. He took the tour like eberybody else, but as they were leabing, lo… he heard a boice, as if from out ob the air. “Bean,” it said, “open the door to your left and come in.” “Who was dat?” said Bean, eben though the boice sounded berry familiar, you don’t expect to hear a boice in a castle hallway, right?
He went fru the door and was in a very empty room wiff stone walls. There was only a trunk at the far end ob the room. “Dat’s for you” the boice said. “Go ahead, open it.” He then realized the boice was Marty! He had heard it many times on Hype (the Skype in Heaben). He went ober to the trunk, and was a little caushus, but opened the lid. He saw a bootiful crown glistening on pile ob silk, he didn’t know what to make ob it, but there was also a note.
Bean tried it on, and it fit like a glove. “You look great!” declared Marty. “I must go now, I hab lots of Heaben bizness to attend to. I know you will do well. Follow your heart and you can’t go wrong.” Bean could hear Milo, Wimbley, and Fibbs shouting encouragement in the background too.
“I won’t let you down!” Bean pronounced, then we went outside the castle to pose for his first portrait as King Bean, ruler ob all good fings, and no bad stuff. He started writing his first proclamashun immediately wiff his magic pen from R.B. U’Ren Equipment Inc.
Fank you Marie Pappalardo McMullen – dis has been berry exciting bizness indeed!! – dis Augie
King Marty (ob not so far away yesteryear)
We got a new surprise delibery for MSOB (Marty School ob Bizness), and it’s awesome! It’s a new donut lounger for breaks in between class and stuff. You can read on it, or sleep on it, or call your girlfriend. It’s really comfy, especially when you hab it all to yourself.
Don’t forget to check the cracks for loose monies and snacks!
Fanks to Jayne at Dexters Creature Comforts for the donashun to the school – pssst – did you know all their stuff is guarunteed broccoli free?! Tell ’em Augie sent ya. 😉
