Today we went to a test kitchen and helped make some healffy snacks. These are so healffy they are almost begetables!
Here we are in Moussachusetts!! The state ob mind dat has the Spirit ob Happiest Places in the whole wide world!! It’s a magical place wiff all the snacks, faxes, phone cards and Jamaican Patties your heart desires. Your friends can be made out ob popcorm, and the Pie Hole is open 24 hours and ebery day and they hab ALL the kinds ob pie you could eber imagine. Chocolate popcorm pie? Yep, they got it! Candy Corm pie? Check. Corm pie, tater pie, blueberry pie, starberry pie, nanner pie, chocolate pie, moose pie, cow pie…(*hmmmm), rhubarb pie, cream pie, lemon meringue pie, punkin pie, key lime pie, chess pie, french silk pie…eberyfing!
Moussachusetts is the best place for adbenture too. They hab rides to space, and science labs you can make donuts in and so many fun fings.
Fank you Laurel Sulliban for dis specshul bizness, we will meet you at the Pie Hole for a pie snack!! What kind are you gonna get?
We are almost done wiff this bizness trip, and we are in Massachusetts! Wimbley told me about these ducks he met in the park in Boston Commons, so I went to see if they were still there – and they were! I hab to be berry qwiet so I don’t scare them away. We had some Boston baked beams for lunch and the waitress told us a poem that make us laugh.
“Beams, beams, the magical fruit…the more you eat, the more you toot!”
People in Boston are pretty funny. dis Augie.
Fank you Laurel Sulliban for MA bizness, we will meet you in other bizness place next. 😉
Today are in Wyoming and it’s really pretty! It’s starting to be really nice fall weather – we will need our scarbs and hats soon. Cosmo again found the classic theater in town, and they were playing LaLa Land, so be on the lookout for his moobie rebiew ob that real soon.
We might go meet some cowboys and ride some horses, or we might just go to Barbara’s house and meet the mooses dat bisit eberyday. They look really nice, and they might gib us a ride if we ask real nice. I fink we will do that.
Fank you Barbara Magin!! If we come to your house, do you hab snacks to share?
Today we are in New Mexico for the UFO festibal! Dis morning we bisited the UFO crash site ob 1947, nuffing was there, but if you used your imaginashun you could picture the whole ebent as it went down. Larry told us all about it. Before we continued on to the festibal, Cosmo wanted to stop and see the worlds largest pistachio, so we went there and he got a subenior. There was a machine where you could put in monies, and it would turn it to subenior penny dat was all flat. He got one ob those. I hab to admit, it was a BERRY large pistachio. I don’t fink you could eat it all.
Augie went to the museum ob the First Atomic Bomb. I fink it freaked him out a little. He’ll be ok.
We all met up at the UFO Festibal and caught up wiff Larry there. There was a parade, a dancing contest and lots ob snacks. Not real alien snacks like pre-nutritib squeeg paste, more like people snacks. It’s kind ob funny, people fink Larry is a kid in a costume, not a real aliem!
Fanks Stephanie Ratcliffe – we had a great time in New Mexico! Larry might start a legit aliem snack bizness there, your state seems open to it.
Next stop on dis non-Internashunal Bizness trip is West Birginia! It was a berry foggy morning as our train rolled in ober dis bridge. **clickity clack, clickity clack** Just as we finished up our breakfast – he had two eggs ober easy, hash browned taters, and toast, we got off at the first station, and I met some cows! Cosmo wandered into town and found the old mobie theater. No mobies were playing today for him to rebiew, but he did find some popcorm on the street. We had a fun time exploring around, it’s berry pretty here. Tomorrow we are headed to New Mexico for the Aliem festibal. Larry might be there.
Fank you Auntie Summer and K9 Lubly for West Birginia bizness!
(please send us your address for your fank you card)
Our next stop for bizness brings us to oHAIo, dis time to Clebeland Heights where our mom libbed for third and forff grade in the olden times, where I guess she started to learn bizness and stuff. We went to world famous Tommy’s restaurant on Cobentry, where they hab the best milkshakes, so ob course we had to test that out. YUM! We met Tommy who was really nice, he remembered my mom and her family. They libbed right around the corner and used to go there a lot. Cosmo is standing in front ob the apartment building she libbed in.
And because it’s football day we went to see the Browns play. They didn’t hab a game scheduled today, but they played one for us anyway. They could probably use the practice.
Fank you Michelle Calmez for helping us wiff bizness, eben tho you don’t lib here!
Dis weekend we went on a bizness trip, and our first stop is ours Dad’s home state ob Norff Dakota. We saw some beautiful sunflower fields and Bean found a new Buffalo friend. Dad told us about a place called Taco John’s and his faborite fing there, tater oles – so we went tried some. Ebery tater is a good tater! We put some in our pockets to bring home for him, but they might get kind of soggy because we hab a few more stops to make first.
Fank you Gail Huddleston – we got you some taters too!
