You know the best kind ob bisitors?? The ones that bring Halloweem spider donuts!! Fanks Shan!
It’s like a dweam come true…..
I’m here! Dis Anubis. Sorry I got lost during the power outage and the winds picked me up and landed me in these cotton fields! I’m ok. Last night was a little wet, so I won’t be needing another baff for awhile. My dad is coming to pick me up, dis weather job is hard. I might do it again, but I need some better rain gear. And snacks.
Dis Bean Bluster reporting from the safety and warmff ob our studio on the progress ob Hurricame Michael. Micheal rapidly went from a big storm to a major hurricame causing lots ob wind and water to mess alot of stuff up. Cosmo Cumulus is out on disability and Augie Abalanche passed on this assignment, so to bring you details from the scene in Huntsbille AL, is our bisiting correspondent Anubis Nimbus. Take it away Mr. Nimbus.
Hai Eberyone. Dis Anubis Nimbus. I hab taken some MSOB online learning classes, and I eben had science classes wiff Milo Megadoppler and Phineous Phogg, I fink I hab learned some stuff, so I will report to you on dis hurricame named Michael. The clouds are rolling in, it’s getting dark, but I’m going to push to the center of the storm, because that’s what Augie Abalanche would do. Wish me luck.
The sky is getting darker… it hasn’t started raining yet… but I just wanted to show you the Space and Rocket Center because it’s cool and my dad works here. My dad is Dr. Kebin. Ok, back to reporting the weaffer stuff.
Dis Cosmo. I conbinced mom we needed a snack this afternoon and we got some crispy ghost taters! I fink they will make me feel better. My neck is so sore… **cough cough** Snacks seem to be helping wiff the pain from my work injury. Executibs from MNN came by today to check on me and make sure I was feeling better. Oh dat hat was sooooooooo heaby…
(Psssst….my neck is fine, I’m just playing it up to get extra snacks and massages. Don’t tell, ok?)
Hai eberyone. Dis is Cosmo Cumulus wiff another weather report. I’m ok, but I will not be wearing my thunderstorm hat for awhile. It’s really heaby and caused some neck strain. I just got out ob the hospital and hab to wear dis brace for a few days while my muscles recober. Eben thought it’s a workplace injury I will not be suing MNN at this time. It’s not worff the litigashun hassles. They gabe me a nice edible snack basket. But I’m a professional and it’s my job to tell you about Hurricame Micheal which is headed for Florida right now. Another hurricame dat is going be one ob the wettest we hab seen from the standpoint ob water. So be safe, keep your snacks on a high shelf and hab a boat ready. Ok, I hab to sign off, I need to get to my massage appointment. Back to you…
Hmmm… dis skull has a flabor.
Fibbs sent us some donuts from Randy’s Donuts!
