Ahoy Me Hearties!!  Day two ob trabel, avast here we are in Delaware.  I went and bisited the ship, the Kalmar Nyckel wiff my pirate outfit on.  I got some strange looks, but it was really fun.  I battoned down some hatches, clapped some thumber, did some hornswaggling and shibered me timbers.  Cosmo perferred to hang out on the boardwalk and got some popcorms at Fishers Popcorm.

Bean went to see all the horseshoe crabs on the beach, but when he got there there were tons ob birds eating the crab eggs and we all just hope they don’t eat them all, because they tried really hard to get here.  You can see from his face he was a bit alarmed about what was happening.

Fank you so much Glenna Pusey!!  If you are game we will meet you for dinner tonight before we head home tonight.  I fink I can pull some strings and we can hab dinner on the ship. – Dis Augie

Hai eberybody – dis Augie.  We are on the road again for Internashunal Bizness!  We are here in New Hampshire and almost completely licensed for bizness in the United States, but we are missing just a few more states.   Can you help us out??  We need:  Kansas • Maryland • Mississippi • Montana •  Rhode Island • Washington DC   (MORE INFO)

The temps here are a little chillier than we we are used to, but Bean wanted to go to Weirs Beach anyway.  At least it was sunny, he didn’t go in the water, but he had a good time watching the wabes.  I went to Polar Cabes Park to see if we could find some friends to hab a picnic wiff, and we did!  So after we all gathered for a late afternoon picnic wiff the polar bears, we all went to the Colonial theater where they had a special night for Cosmo because he is famous for his mobie rebiews and cultural commentary.  We got free popcorm!!  We watched three mobies, called mom to check in, and went to bed.  

Fank you so much to Bridget Collins for NH Bizness!!  (we sabed you some popcorm)  Delaware…here we come!!


 

Do we put these on the dating sites now??

O.M.G.  Hab you tried these fings?!  These are nuts that come from a pea stash I fink (I’ve stashed alot ob peas but neber found these before) They are fun because you hab to crack them open to get the prize inside, and it’s so delishious when you do.  The world is full ob such wonderful and fun snacks!!

Fank you Deborah Sweat for dis amazing treat!!

SPECIAL REPORT:  This morning secret surbailence camera 3 caught two ob the unicorm illuminati exiting from the super secret tunnel, making it’s locashun vunerable to riff raff and ebil doers who don’t hab the password.  The guard was no where in sight.

I’m pretty sure Pants brought this rooting box ob wheat grass mostly for me.  She lubs me, and I lub her too!  But I shared wiff my brothers.  We all had a great time!!

Fanks @RatsHaveFeelingsToo!   I lub you Pants!

 

Dis Augie.  Rooting box gets an A+ from me, dis was REALLY FUN!!  I was first one in and showed my brothers how it’s done.  Fank you Pants at @RatsHaveFeelingsToo!!

This is going to be a flower.



Last weekend our friend Pants at @RatsHaveFeelingsToo brought us a rooting box wiff wheat grass in it.  We watered it for a few days and it grew real fast!  Today we got to check it out and play wiff it…and eat stuff we dug up!  It’s like we are farmers or somefing.  Eben tho there was alot ob dirt, somehow we got away wiff not habbing a baff.  Phew….   Fank you Pants – we had a great time wiff this!!



Dis morning, mom had a croissant for breakfast, and we only got crumbs.  I don’t fink it’s fair and we might stage a protest.