I fink best in the baffroom, so it’s poetry from the baffroom, not about the baffroom. It’s a good finkin’ spot. Here is todays poem:
Sometimes when I make a mistake
I’m afraid people will be mad
tho it was just an accident
still it makes me sad.
I try to fix it best I can
and if it doesn’t work
I truly hope they understand
and don’t fink I’m a jerk.
– Dis Cosmo
Today we had some brocolilli and usually we take it and run into our faborite house, but somefing weird happened today and it was like a force field went ober the door! Mom said it’s because our house is made by Dexter’s Creature Comforts and all their houses are 100% Brocolilli Free (for Dexter) so we either hab to eat it in another house, or stay outside and hab a picnic. So we decided to tear them all apart in little pieces and hab a picnic on the floor.
I fink we hab a moral dilemma. What is dis trickery?!? A few years ago, Trader Joes made cookie dat looked just like a Milano and tasted pretty close, but they disappeared it pretty quick probably because Pepperidge Farms said “hey wait a second….” but now they hab another cookie that tastes like a Milano (almost*) and dis time it comes in a cardboard box, not a bag, and it’s a circle, so dats different enuff. Normally we would never endorse an imposter cookie, but we might hab to make an exceptshun cuz these are really yummy!
I don’t want to share!!
Still don’t want to share…
Good ebening. Dis Bean Bluster wiff an impromptu weather report, filling in for the napping Cosmo Cumulus. The weather is really wacky today. Huge dark storm clouds just came in bringing thunder and rain. It’s been snowing in Las Begas, which is berry abnormal, and it’s eben snowing in Rancho Cucamonga. In our area here we hab a frost warning for tonight, so it’s better to eat frozen and cold snacks tonight. Like ice cream. You’re welcome.
Dis a song…”it’s tater time today…oh taters!! Tater time to-day! I will eat taters on a fork, or spoon or spork – oh taters…eberyone lubs tater time!”
Just a little Friday residoo. Hab a great weekend eberyone!
