Dis is me and mini me! My friend Minae (from Rats Hab Feelings Too) just went to Japan and found dis monk who had dis and it looked just like me! She asked him for it, and he said no. So she went to six hours ob sword class and ate some Japanese food in a bar that had a chair that looked like a bagina, and was hanging out wiff some giant sumo wrestlers. Then she came back and he could see she meant bizness, so he blessed dis for her to gib it to me wiff lots ob blessings – which I hope includes abundant yogies! (I was kind ob napping when she was telling the story to mom, so I hope I got it right).
Fank you Minae!!
Ed who?? We gots peas in a pocket!!
Well, today is Monday again. So maybe instead ob being sad and upset because you had to get up an hour earlier, put on your faborite hat and hab a treat. I like dis hat, it keeps my head warm, especially when you hab an Icee in the winter you need to be warm or your brain will freeze, and nobody wants a frozen brain.
Dis Augie.
While my brothers are running around wiff egg on their heads, I hab some urgent royal stapling bizness I hab to do. I can’t really talk about it – it’s kind ob important super secret royal stuff. You would fink I would hab people for dis. Who can I talk to get some people to assist wiff stapling?! I guess it’s ok, I actually like stapling. It’s good to stay humble.
