Our friend Minae (from Rats Hab Feelings Too) brought our brother Oliver a ninja outfit from Japan. He came to us looking for some ninja and frowing star lessons because we all hab such great ninja mobes, but Augie and Cosmo are habbing a hard time keeping it together and not laughing. I mean… look at him… but you gotta try and take him serious. You can’t be rude. Fankfully she brought us some sumo tissues to wipe our tears ob laughter.
We are hanging out in our downstairs pillow fort until it’s time for breakfast. We aren’t quite awake yet.
Dis kissing fing is getting out ob hand! I had ladies lined up around the block, but they were starting to get aggresib frowing monies and wouldn’t stop kissin’ on me! I ran into dis bar and found our old friend Paul. He offered to be my bodyguard.
Phew…. Let’s pick up these monies and go home. I’ve had enuff kissin’ for today.
We got a belated Balemtimes card from Francisca in the Netherlands, and it made us feel really good! And it’s so cute, the hearts hab eyes! So it got me to finkin’ how in dis world it’s not always nice. A kind word, or gesture can really make a difference in your day and make you feel better. So I am declaring today – DO SOMETHING NICE DAY. Somefing unexpected, or gib someone a compliment, somefing to lift up there day. You can tell us what you did if you want to. Go forff and be kind!!
Fank you Francisca Box!!! xoxo
Dis Cosmo, and guess what? We had O’s for breakfast! We talked more about our bizness plan and the next steps we hab to take to make it happen. So many fings on the list! If you missed it scroll back to our important major announcement last night. We took our time, but we hab a bizness plan!
**tap tap tap** Is dis fing on? Can eberybody here me?? Ok, dis Augie. I know it’s Friday night but we hab a berry important announcement to share. I know we granulated awhile ago, and it doesn’t seem like we hab been concemtrating on our Internashunal Bizness (ok, it’s true), but today we had a break-fru and are so excited to launch our exciting new bizness! But before we do, we need to be fully licensed the US. Dis weekend we will be getting our license for Rhode Island and Washington DC, but we still need Maryland, Mississippi and Montana. Pleeeeeze help us get them all (how? click here) so we can open our bizness!!
Like Marty Mart, and Fibbs Frosty Freeze & Donuts before us, dis is a really good one, and I fink you are all gonna lub it. Our logo is in debelopment, and we hab our trademark and copyright going fru the Congressional approbal process. You might fink we hab a leg up on getting that stuff pushed fru because our brother is President Fibbs, but we hab to go fru the steps like eberybody else.
I hab to get back to the planning process now, lots ob fings to do and lots ob hard work to get dis bizness off the ground! The name ob our bizness is coming soon. Stay tuned… Ok, bye.