Baffroom Poetry – Rat Day Edishun
Rats are special, did you know?
We are sweet, kind and have so much affection to show.
We are smart, funny and really like snacks,
Especially corms, peas and Apple Jacks.
We hab neber had Apple Jacks, just so you know,
but it rhymes better wiff snacks than our faborite O’s.
So Happy Rat Day to all ob our friends
We hope the good times and laughs neber ends!
Except when you get tired, because naps are good. – dis Cosmo
Good morning! Dis Augie, and I’m wiff my new friend Joshua. He’s a cup. I met him a few days ago and we hab been laughing together eber since. He came from a craft show called Patchwork and he was sitting on a shelf sitting expectantly hoping someone would buy him and take him home. He said the other cups and pots get sad if they are wrapped back up and sent back to the workshop because no one wanted them. It was getting late in the afternoon, and he was losing hope, but then we came by and bought him and now he has his foreber home! We hab some of his relatibs too, like Elton, so he was really happy. He knows really good jokes and has some good stories about his life.
He told me sometimes hot coffee really hurts, so be careful wiff your friends.
I’m in a baff tub!
I found a drink! Always good to stay hydrated. Fibbs always said it. Rule ob Bizness #2!
It was great to see so many ob you at the conbenshun today! I hope you all had a great time, enjoyed all the good snacks and all the unicorm bizness. Remember, most ob it is secret, so don’t tell eberybody, but we will see you at the next meeting!! If you were in attendance today, would love to see you post some ob the horm selfies you took. Safe drive home eberyone! **tiny unicorm fist bump**
Here is the secret password to get into the unicorm conbenshun tomorrow.
The password is…. “pre-nutritib squeeg paste” Don’t tell anybody!
See you soon!
It’s dat time ob year – the spring Unicorm Conbenshun is tomorrow! Get to the headquarters and join in. P.S. Make sure you hab the password. – dis Augie.
Dis Augie. Here we are in the nations capital! It’s pretty cold and snowy here. Fibbs Feltman greeted us outside his house and gab us a grand tour ob his big white house and all the gobernment stuff. We heard about it all from President Fibbs, but it was fun to see it in person. Fibbs Feltman has everyfing under control and talks to Fibbs via Hype eberyday to keep fings good. There was a huge donut crisis a few months ago, but fanks to Fibbs Feltman he handled it and no one eber knew how close we were to a donut-pocolypse.
He and Bean talked about King and President stuff, they had an offishul portrait, but they also laughed A LOT! We all thought Fibbs Feltman was the best. He was so kind and funny and I feel better knowing he is watching out for all ob us.
Cosmo lubbed the mobie theater in the white house, he wore his moobie rebiew hat to watch a few films before we had to go home.
Fanks to Fred for arranging these licenses too. (and dad Kebin Stabinsky!)
Oooh… dis is exciting!
Is dat Fibbs Feltman?? I fink he’s coming. He can sit by me.
Dis Bean. We picked up our Kansas bizness licenses today! We are getting so close to habbing all the states and introducing our new bizness. I took a stroll on the yellow brick road and was looking for munchkins, but I didn’t find any, but I did come across a couple scarecrows selling Oz merchandise. I got a soubenir oil can, you neber know when it might come in handy. Augie and Cosmo went to an art museum, Augie found a giant birdie, but Cosmo spent most ob his time in the baffroom writing poetry.
Here is his Baffroom poem:
I’be been finking today about magic red shoes
I don’t hab them tho, so I’be got the blues
It would be great to have a quick way out
to click your heels for a rainbow trout
That’s how they work, as I was told
That kind ob magic is extra bold
Click your heels and a make a wish
then appears a big tasty fish!
I wonder if socks would do the same fing. – Cosmo
Fank you so much Adrienne Sisson – we appreciate you!!
We are dusting off the trabel juice and getting licensed in a few more states – we are so close to habbing all ob the US cobered, and then we can rebeal and lauch our new exciting Internashunal Bizness brand. The logo was done this week, it’s berry good.
So today we trabeled to the small state ob Rhode Island – it was unseasonably warm, so Cosmo went to the beach for a little R&R, he said he wrote a few more baffroom poetries for us. Augie bisited RISD to take a few art classes (it’s where Marty pillow artist and Grumpy Cat Golden Books artist, and our friend Steph Laberis went to school, so we know it’s good). We keep hoping she might make pillows ob us someday too, or maybe Augie will get good enuff and he can do it. It was a beautiful day so I went to watch the boats and fink about our new bizness benture, it was a great trip.
Fanks Fred!! P.S. I hope fings are going better for you.
(and your dad Kebin Stabinsky wiff the assist)
