Are they home yet??
Dis was my face when mom told me the good news about the page… I was habbing residoo but stopped in my tracks! My brothers did good!
Dis Augie. We were all getting so tired riding to and fro around the city to try and find the hanckers. One tip after another and nuffing was panning out. We stopped in a little cafe in an alley and while we habbing pie Teddy oberheard a tip. Somefing didn’t sound right so he climbed under their table and found an address in the backpack.
After we finished the pie, we got on our scooters to check out the info Teddy got. It was an old abandoned looking building, it looked pretty scary, but we didn’t come dis far to turn back now. We were ready to bust out our Ninja Mobes! We got in fru an open window and no one was there.
Me and Teddy started looking around and rummaging fru the trash bin. Cosmo was looking fru the desk, computers and all the drawers. Then all ob a sudden, he calls out “I FOUND IT!!”
“Look, dis is it…”
“HERE IT IS! I got our page back!! Now let’s take it and go back home! Screw you, hanckers!!” – dis Cosmo
Cosmo here! Me and Teddy are dribing around town wiff Augie looking for clues to where the hanckers are. We hab met alot ob nice people, but no clues yet. Ebery time we hear a bunch ob “clickity-clackity” noises in a room we stop to inbestigate, but so far nuffing. We won’t gib up!! Bean keeps checking in and he is running a high tech IT deparment from home. Because he is royalty it was too dangerous for him to come wiff us.
Now that we hab our team together, it’s time to go find those hanckers (hackers + wankers) and get our page back!!
WHOA!! Dis traffic is crazy!!
Here we are at the Bietnamese Denny’s in Hanoi wiff Teddy. He is still pretty shaken up from his ordeal, but a Grand Slam breakfast should help his nerbes.
Teddy: I was so tired from the flight ober here, I was in a deep sleep, then all ob a sudden, somebody grabbed me and put a hood ober my head. It was dark and scary! After I heard the room door close they started talking, it sounded like there must hab been elebenty ob more ob them. They tossed me in a sack and threw in the back ob a truck. It was a bumpy ride as we drobe around the city, and I starting finking I could use that to my adbantage. I tried to wiggle as much as I could, and slipped out of the hood. I kept wiggling and when we hit a pothole I held my breaff and flung myself off the truck…and landed upside down in the trash can in the alley. I’m glad they didn’t notice. It was no fun being upside down, and it didn’t smell berry good. I was scared you guys wouldn’t find me before the trash men came or they discobered I was missing and came looking for me. I was so happy to see Cosmo!
Oh look…eggs and bacon….
It was a dark and scary night in Bietnam… I met up wiff Augie and we made a game plan. First order ob bizness…find Teddy! So we split up scoured the city, looking eberywhere! I walked for miles and miles, then as I was passing a dark alleyway I heard muffled cries, and I went closer to inbestigate. As I walked down the alley the voice sounded familar and it was Teddy! He had been thrown in the trash can! He was scared and tired and hungry. I got him out and we are headed to meet up wiff Augie at Bietnamese Denny’s to regroup and hear Teddy’s whole story. Talk to you later. Dis Cosmo.
Sometimes life is scary and bad fings happen
Get a snack and grab a napkin
Good will win and so will truff
(Back to the snack for just a sec
don’t get a hard one and break a toof)
Fight for right and fight for good
Fight harder than you knew you could
We stick together and we are stronger
Hey, do you know anyone who is fishmonger?
We’ll get those guys known as the hackers
Pelt them wiff fish and lots ob crackers
Ok now, I’ve got to go find ‘em
And hopefully the law will be sure to confine them!
– dis Cosmo
Meanwhile on the other side ob town in Bietnam…
I’m here in Bietnam to help Augie find Teddy and the hanckers! Now I just hab to find Augie because my trabel juice put me in this shady looking alley. I’m a little nerbous. Maybe I should find a baffroom and write some poetry so I can calm down a bit and get my head straight. – dis Cosmo
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