Augie slept fru it, can you belieb it?!
The boys new birffday song has premiered!
https://youtu.be/5VVuQ2Bk5VA
We hab trabeled a lot, but along wiff our trabel juice, we had inbisible passports. Now we hab REAL passports that hab been stamped wiff all the states and countries (plus space) we hab been too, along wiff a declarashun from President Fibbs about Internashunal Trabel rights and regulashuns. Plus they are berry shiny. P.S. Teddy habs one too!
Fank you SO MUCH Sarah Hecox (and Mowgli & Muskat) for putting these offishul documents together for us. xoxo
Due to oberwhelming demand, Augie has joined the breakfast program to open up some additional time slots.
In case you were wondering, King Bean will not be added to the list ob abailable breakfast buddies due to size restrictions. (he does not fit in the cup.)
Dis is a new serbice we offer. It’s called “Breakfast wiff Cosmo” where he will come to your house for breakfast, and he will bring his own cup and flakes. (sometimes he needs help carrying the cup) He will sit wiff you and discuss poetry and other fings. Sharing your breakfast is not mandatory, but highly encouraged. Sign up soon, slots are going fast!
It’s a bizness ahoy for our new benture. We hab secured a warehouse and are bizzy wiff preperatshuns and merchandising and stuff. Lots ob heaby lifting, so we are hiring some goons. If you know any, let us know.
Biznes
It was mobie night and I got to watch the Maisels and eat some popcorms! dis Augie.
Dis new sleeping cube came wiff a floor, but we made it into a room dibider which is really handy because sometimes you don’t want to deal wiff brothers. Sometimes you can deal wiff real estate fings in a new way. I lub my brothers, but sometimes you need your own space. dis Bean.
Cosmo: “oooooohhhhh.” 🙁
Hey Bean…whatcha doing ober there??
Cosmo as a baby in January 2018, and today! “I still lub star puffs – they are yummy!” – dis Cosmo
(baby photo by Silberbell Rattery)
Today we took some trabel juice and went to Germany. Our friend Sally Frisch sent us a bizness license for Spreewald Deutschland! So today I was the pickle King ob Spreewald, and let me tell you, the pickles are delicious. It’s gorgeous here. Augie made a stork friend in woods, apparently there is some connecshun wiff storks and pickles so alot ob them hang around here, they really hit it off so he is coming home wiff us. We all took a boat ride and had a great lunch (wiff pickles ob course). Sally, if you or any ob our other German friends want to say hello, we will be watching a mobie, then heading home.
Fank you for the bizness Sally, Klaus and Santa! We had a fabulous day!
And we met a friend there who came home wiff us, his name is Sam Posner. (anyone? anyone?) 😉
