Congratulashuns eberyone!!  We made it fru Monday together!

SOCK THEORY (org. 2014)

Deer Marty, I have so much anxiety sometimes that I don’t want to leave the house. What can I do? – Traci in CO

Deer Traci – I hab been finking about dis one for awhile now and I fink I hab da answer. You need to get a giant sock that you go out in, first ob all, it feels like a giant hug. You can get all kinds ob colors. Den wheneber you feel anxious, just turtle-turtle in the sock and don’t come out until you feels better. Den just keep on going. xoxo – Marty

P.S. And a cheesy cracker neber hurts.
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Sock theory is still in practiced today by millions – like Bean.

 

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Elebenty Raisins in my Shoe

Elebenty raisins in my shoe,
to smush them down is what to do.
Are they food or are they poo?
It matters not, I say to you.

They feel like pebbles under my sock,
It slows down time to a slow tick-tock!
With every step the nuisance grows,
From my heels to the tips of my toes.

If they are food it’s gross to eat,
and if it’s poo … it’s on my feet!

Raisins are gross no matter what the kind
A more disappointing food you cannot find

So please remobe them from my shoe –
Or I dont know what I will do!

Oh wait, i dont wear shoes.  Neber mind.

dis Cosmo

Last night after doing bizness all day, we were hungry, so I offered to go pick up some food.  We heard about a great new BBQ restaurant, so I put the address in my GPS.  But when I got there on my new bike (fank you Tracy Bouwens!) I saw it was BBQ Dimosaurs!  I don’t know what kind, they probably hab different barieties, but it didn’t seem like a good plan.  While I can see how some people fink they are tasty, I wasn’t comfortable going in there (in case any were still alibe) so I went to Dairy Queen instead.

We are busy at doing bizness today, but like hydrating, it’s important to get up and stretch and hab a snack sometimes.

We are home from Comic Com, and we had a great time.  We did some cosplay stuff and won a few contests. Eberybody lubbed our panel and met a lot ob nice peoples.  But we need to hurry and unpack so we can go hab ice cream because it’s Ice Cream day!!  Come one Augie, help me…

 

Hello and welcome to the MMH panel!   We are glad to see eberybody today, and fank you for joining us on the libe circuit teebee to those ob you who can’t be here in person.  We hab a lot ob exciting news to share, but first, lets open it up to questions…