SOCK THEORY (org. 2014)
Deer Marty, I have so much anxiety sometimes that I don’t want to leave the house. What can I do? – Traci in CO
Deer Traci – I hab been finking about dis one for awhile now and I fink I hab da answer. You need to get a giant sock that you go out in, first ob all, it feels like a giant hug. You can get all kinds ob colors. Den wheneber you feel anxious, just turtle-turtle in the sock and don’t come out until you feels better. Den just keep on going. xoxo – Marty
P.S. And a cheesy cracker neber hurts.
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Sock theory is still in practiced today by millions – like Bean.
Elebenty Raisins in my Shoe
Elebenty raisins in my shoe,
to smush them down is what to do.
Are they food or are they poo?
It matters not, I say to you.
They feel like pebbles under my sock,
It slows down time to a slow tick-tock!
With every step the nuisance grows,
From my heels to the tips of my toes.
If they are food it’s gross to eat,
and if it’s poo … it’s on my feet!
Raisins are gross no matter what the kind
A more disappointing food you cannot find
So please remobe them from my shoe –
Or I dont know what I will do!
Oh wait, i dont wear shoes. Neber mind.
dis Cosmo
Last night after doing bizness all day, we were hungry, so I offered to go pick up some food. We heard about a great new BBQ restaurant, so I put the address in my GPS. But when I got there on my new bike (fank you Tracy Bouwens!) I saw it was BBQ Dimosaurs! I don’t know what kind, they probably hab different barieties, but it didn’t seem like a good plan. While I can see how some people fink they are tasty, I wasn’t comfortable going in there (in case any were still alibe) so I went to Dairy Queen instead.