Tonight I went to this scary neighborhood to gib away some candy corms, but I couldn’t find any shoes to put them in.
(Fanks to Tracy Bouwens for dis Radio Flyer!)
Hai, its me, the Candy corm elf. I couldn’t find exactly what i needed on Amazon, so i fink I’ll build my own candy corm storage wiff these pallets. I’ll make boxes wiff these and put them in bags inside the boxes. Dat should be good. Anyone hab a hammer I can borrow?
The Candy Corm Elf is here for you
bringing candies and corms
that he may hide in your shoe
So if you feel a little lump
or hab a sock wiff an extra bump
Take dat lump out of your shoe
and know the Candy Corm Elf was there for you!
Dis Augie and I approbe dis poem.
Dis Cosmo wiff a public serbice announcement. The earff is berry important, as we all know, and we hab too much waste. We hab to take care ob it!
Did you know, ebery year, carefresh diverts millions of pounds of wood, pulp and paper remnants from landfills to make Carefresh Eco-friendly bedding: it’s natural, biodegradable, compostable paper. It is made from scratch with pillowy soft, ultra absorbent comfyfluff™ designed specifically for small pets.
Comfyfluff™ is a new scienctific rebolution that ensures your small pet lives a happy, healthy and lubbable life.
P.S. Eat your begetables.
Comfyfluff™ really is soft and feels good to pee on. I’m peeing right now!
You can learn more about carefresh here: https://www.healthy-pet.com/pages/carefresh
Carefresh can typically be found at these locations: PetSmart, Pet Supplies Plus, Amazon, Chewy, Tractor Supply Company (psssst…MOM!! buy us a tractor!!), but a store locator can be found here for your area: https://www.healthy-pet.com/apps/store-locator/?f=carefresh®
Dis Bean. I spied these today, he must be getting near!!
And no one else is in sight, so it’s all mine!
