Shipping Dept.

Eber wonder how your calemdars get to you??  We work hard at our Internashual Bizness and work as a team in the shipping department to get fings running smooth.  Once we put the calemdars in the enbelope wiff your fank you photo and free button, we check fings once, then put some stickers on them, we check fings twice and put more stickers on them, then they go in the magic box!

To see for yourself, you can order some here:  https://martymousehouse.bigcartel.com/

Plus we hab more fun stuff coming for the holiday season.  I hope it’s not too heaby.   Dis Augie.

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Time to Change

Be careful eberybody!!

** Not balid in Hawaii, American Samoa, Guam, Puerto Rico, the Virgin Islands, the Commonwealth of Northern Mariana Islands, and Arizona.  (and lots ob other countries, please check your local listings for instructshuns)

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Farewell for now Candy Corm Elf

A successful Halloween season behind us, the Candy Corm Elf congratulates himself for a job well done, many corms hab been spread far and wide!   And wiff a laugh and a nod, the Candy Corm Elf and his trusted Candy Corm Unicorm, fly off to relax until the next Halloweem season.  (still dropping a few remaining corms in to packages.  *while supplies last)

(Fank you to the Stabinsky critters for alerting the Candy Corm Unicorm to the Elfs location so they can become best friends and trusted compadres!)

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Double double, toil and trouble….

I’m trying to make a Halloweem spell and needed a bunch ob ingredients, including crushed bones.  I found the guy Bean had lunch wiff the other day and asked him if he would mind getting in the pot.

He said no, and walked away.  So I had to go to the store and get some powdered bones in a bottle.  I needed some ghost tears too, so I had to go to the store anyway.

I hab all the fings I need now, I just had to say the spell and mix the fings together – those guys are gonna watch.

In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Tears ob ghost and powdered bone,
Adder’s fork and blindworm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg and howlet’s wing.
For charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double,double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and couldron bubble.

Nebermind.  I don’t want to finish it, I’m scared ob what might happen.

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The walls hab eyes

Happy Halloween from me!  Dis the Candy Corm Elf.

I feel like im being watched….

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Cormaflauge

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It’s Candy Corm Day!

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Corm Delibery Dangers

Tonight I was delibering a corm to dis boot here and had some trouble.  I got a little stuck, and my foot was sticking out because the boot wasn’t zipped up – sometimes there are unforseen hazards ob the job, but I obercame the obstacle and got the job done and on to the next one…  Halloweem is coming!!

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Late Night Secret Delibery

I’m running out ob time to get all these candy corms delibered to your shoes in time for Halloweem!  I might just hab to send some out wiff the calemdars again.  It’s a hard job to do wiff all the shoes in the world.  Dis Augie.  I mean, Dis the Candy Corm Elf.

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Candy Corm Harbesting

I heard back from the Halloweem King berry fast, and he gabe me directions to this candy corm field, so I am here harbesting more candy corms!!  They are tricky to spot, but there are a ton ob them in here, and I just fro them in the back of the truck which works out great and dat way I don’t hab containment issues.

So keep looking in your socks and shoes, I might put a candy corm in there!!


Fank you to Amy Wagner for my snazzy Candy Corm Harbesting truck – it’s really handy!

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