Tonight we are at Red Rocks in Colorado, not only to pick up bizness papers, but because tonight for ONE NIGHT ONLY is a berry specshul perfomance by Marty and the Corms!! We hab heard all the albums but neber seen them play live. Tonight they are playing the set list from their Ears to the Ground Tour. This is going to be epic!!
There is also a rumor that President Fibbs might open the show wiff Presidentshul Biscuit!! We are so excited we can barely stand the excitement, the crowd is starting to get here and the feeling is just electric. Sorry to say, the show is sold out, so if you don’t hab tickets already, it’s too late, but we will enjoy it for you. MARTY ROCKS!!!
Here we go!!
Fank you LaVerne and Patty – we hab two tickets for you at will call!! (Meagan and Erin too)
We decided to catch up on our bizness trabels this weekend, then next week we will hit the school stuff hard! Granulashun is only a few weeks away and we hab lots to learn yet!
Today we met our friend Shirley Loftin at the Great Smoky Mountain Natshunal Park in Temmessee. She said there might be black bears there, so we had to hid until Shirley showed up to show us around. Bears are serious bizness. I know what you are finking, but it’s true, we did see a couple and they inbited us to hab snacks wiff them. I was really wary ob the inbitatshun, but we did it, and they were berry kind and friendly, they really like marshmallows, but they were too sticky for me. They told us about Clingman’s Dome, the highest place in Temmesee, they said it had a great biew so we went there and it was gorgeous! We looked at the stars and talked to Milo ober Hype Radio and he told us what some of them were. We saw the Marty star!!
The next morning we went to the aquarium and talked to the fishes and pondered some important life issues, then went to Chattanooga and saw the choo choo. Trains are cool.
Fank you Shirley for the great bizness license and tour! Make sure you say hi to Cleo & Chuck (the bears) for us when you see them again. xo Dis Bean.
Dis Bean. Today we had printer class at school, we learned all about the buttons, and the ink and what it means when it says “PC Load Letter”. It also scans and faxes stuff, but we can’t learn eberyfing at once. Printing is a berry important part ob Internashunal Bizness. Right Augie?
“Hey! Hab you guys seen this jar??” – Augie
One more stop before we head home for more school classes – Iowa!! Mom talks about Iowa alot because her mom and dad were from there, and it’s really a beautiful state wiff all that CORM!! We went on tours of the corm field and snacked on the different kinds ob corm. We had corm chowder, corm on the log, pocket corm, corm pudding, cormbread, corm cakes and regular corms. I fink this might be the best place eber! We need to make a bizness here for sure. Maybe Augie’s Pocket Corms. Would you buy that?
Fank you Christina Hancock! We waited for you at the Smokey Row Cafe wiff some cheeseburger chowder but maybe we got our dates messed up, we will see you next time for sure. xo
P.S. I had to stop at the American Gothic house in Eldon IA to recreate my faborite painting. – Dis Cosmo
As we left Connecticut, we called mom and told her we were going to stop in Souff Carolina, and she said be sure to say hi to Shep or Thomas Rabenel if we see them, but I hab no idea who she is talking about and I wouldn’t know who that is eben if I saw them. So we just did some window shopping in Charleston, there were a few storefronts that would make for great bizness! I fink we might start a bizness called Augie’s Pockets. We might sell cheese. It’s still too early to be sure, we hab alot ob school left to do before we commit to anyfing, but it’s good to scope these fings out.
Fank you Rebekah (wiff a K) James for the bizness inbitatshun!
Next stop on the trabel tube… Connecticut! We spent a lubly day enjoying the water and watching the boats going out ob the harbor, then back in the harbor, some ob them went fishing and some just seemed to float around. I fink we could build a bizness around this.
Fank you Paul Littlefield for hooking us up with the proper Internashunal Bizness credentshuls!
You guys, we got a phone call from our friend Fran Hoffer to come get Michigan bizness, so we took a short tube ride to get there and explored Detroit. We found this awesome Stargate! Ebery city needs one ob these, it’s incredible! We didn’t feel like going to space today, but if you see it, you can hop right fru and bisit a different galaxy. I fink that’s how it works anyway. That’s the big round one, there are lots ob other statues around too, but they don’t take you to space.
Fanks Fran!!
We worked really hard on sending out the first batch ob fank you cards for all our bizness licenses! It also counted towards school on seberal subjects including magic box. Specshul fank you cards wiff our picture on it, plus the photos we took wiff your bizness plates, so there are lots we hab, but they aren’t ready to send yet, so just be patient and good fings will come to you in the magic box. It wasn’t easy but we got fru it wiffout getting any paper cuts.
Phew… cause I faint at the sight ob blood. – Bean
We are pretending it’s not Monday and decided to go for a trabel adbenture, we heard we were ready for Califorbia Bizness fanks to Beff Mergogey! We lib in Califorbia so we decided to dribe, instead ob take the trabel tube, and that was a really bad idea. We sat in traffic for like, eber. It’s true what they say about the freeways here, we didn’t eben pass any Marty Marts or Fibbs Frostee Freeze and Donut Barns where we could stop and get a snack. We will hab to talk to them about opening a few more locashuns.
When we finally got to Disneyland, word had gotten out that we were on the way, and a bunch ob paparattzi were waiting for us outside the gate and had a red carpet and eberyfing. We didn’t mind posing for a few pictures and shaking some hands and signing autographs, it’s the least we can do for our fans. We showed off our new bizness licenses and then went in to the park to ride some rides. We were too short to go many ob them, but we still had fun and shared a churro. Maybe next time you can meet us there. The more the merrier!
Fanks again Beff!
