We didn’t want to leabe Hotel Baxter, but we had to keep going – and our next stop is Norff Dakota.  Our Dad is from here!  But not anymore, he libs wiff us now.

They hab berry pretty landscapes they call the Badlands – they seem pretty good to me.  And we bisited Fargo, and checked out the Fargo theater and Fargodome as possible benues for Baxter wiff a B to be produced.  They hab potenshul if Broadways doesn’t call soon.

Fanks Shirley!!




Hi, it’s me Baxter. We are in Montana today, and guess what we found in Bozeman?!!  Hotel Baxter! We went in and I showed my ID, and guess what??  If your name is Baxter you get to stay free!  So we hung out at the hotel all day, it’s really great. We lub old historic hotels wiff dining rooms!

They say it’s haunted “Just down the street, in the Baxter Hotel, a ghostly bride is rumored to haunt the ballroom. Caterers and wedding guests have seen dinnerware spontaneously fly off the tables, Adams said. Some brides have also reported the sensation of someone holding on to their waist as they descend the stairs.” But since we weren’t getting married we didn’t see her, and we were mostly in the dining room, not the ballroom.

Fank you to Shirley Loftin for sponsoring dis next batch ob Internashunal Bizness trabels!


We are packing up a few more calemdar orders but dis weekend we are going to trabel – we hab Internashunal Bizness to tend to. So mom can work on it, her hands are bigger so it goes a little faster anyway.

I found a place dat lets me sing for tips a couple nights a week, it’s in a rough part ob town, but it’s really fun. What would you like to hear??

Waffles: “Why aren’t we on the calemdar buttons dis year Barry? Dats not right. We are just as cute as Reuben and Baxter. I’m disgruntled.”

Barry: “I fink it’s ok. Not eberybody can be on them. We are on the pack ob button cards, so I’m not gruntled about it.”

Waffles: “Hhhhhrrmmmph.”

I’m taking a pea break from shipping calemdars and stuff, you hab to pace yourself.

I’m taking a pea break from shipping calemdars and stuff, you hab to pace yourself.

Attention all peoples interested in Internashunal Bizness. Dis is our button card for 2024! Well, dis is a mock up ob it. It will look like dis, but 3-D. If you ordered a calemdar and want to order dis, you can order it today and you will be refunded the shipping cost and it will go wiff your calemdars (in about a week, we don’t hab these yet) Eben if you hab gotten a message your calemdars hab shipped, they didn’t go to the PO yet because ob today being a magic box holiday. If you do, make sure you add a note on your order to ADD to your calemdars so I refund the shipping. Ok, dats a long descriptshun, or you can just order some if you want.

https://martymousehouse.bigcartel.com/…/set-of-2024-mmh…

So after our weekly meeting ob the Secret Order ob the Nocturnal Water Buffalo pamcake breakfast dis morning, we started to pack them up and put them in the magic box. Eberyone is halping wiff the Internashunal Bizness stuff. Eberyfing is better wiff a team.

Remember we hab more in common
den what splits us apart,
and no matter who you are
if you eat beans, you fart!

I did it! I boted. I’m not sure why because Fibbs is our foreber President, but just in case, go bote anyway! Keep the legacy ob Peace, Lub and Donuts in your hearts. And you get a sticker! I was hoping for a lollipop, but a sticker is good too.