NY Bizness

Here we are in the Big Apple on Internashunal Bizness, and I’m taking the opportunity to bisit Broadway and talk to some producers about my show. We got to see seberal shows and go backstage.  I neber knew how much stuff is backstage and how many people are inbolbed in making the on-stage magic. There is some buzz building about “Baxter Wiff a B”!  There is an electricity in the air, you can feel it in your fur and down to your toenails. Ok, I gotta run, Barry got us a taxi and we are headed to second dinner. Fanks for watching!  **jazz hands**

Fank you Dr. Kebin and Kristen for dis New York bizness!

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King Baxter on Broadway

It’s me – Baxter, King ob Thursdays – and we are in New York City today.  We are here for bizness, so I am taking dis opportunity to get “Baxter Wiff a B” in front ob the producers to conbince them it’s the next big fing! Broadway is so fun, wiff all the lights, shows, music and excitement.  I’m gonna make dis happen.  I can do it!

We are going to hab a great dinner tonight too, there are so many rats here and they gabe us tips on the best restaurants. If you are in Manhattan tonight, come find us!

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Alberta Bizness

Don’t go they said…you’re illegal and not welcome they said…you could face fines and imprisonment and maybe eben deaff if they catch you…  But we laugh in the face ob danger, and we went to Alberta anyway!  It was a beautiful and magical place and the danger made it eben more fun, but we kept mobing and didn’t stay too long in one place. Serpentine!

We shopped a little in Calgary, but didn’t want to risk staying for lunch.  The scenery around Banff and Lake Louise is so pretty.  It’s too bad they don’t like rats there, because it would be a great place to lib.  But we enjoyed the snowfall and then got the heck out ob there before we got into trouble.

Fanks Dr. Kebin and Kristen Caron for dis Internashunal Bizness!



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MS Bizness

It was great to see eberyone at the pamcake breakfast dis weekend at the DoubleTree. After we finished up wiff the pamcakes, we went to Mississippi! It’s hard to spell it, especially if you hab a mouff full ob honey.

We went to seberal cities, Galena and rode on the streetcar, Tupelo where Elbis was born – he wasn’t there but we saw his statue, and our last stop was Oxford, where we met up wiff Holly Gentry (who gab us dis Internashunal Bizness) at Ole Miss and learned a cheer for the school, it goes like dis:

“Hotty Toddy,
Gosh Almighty,
Who the hell are we?
Hey! Flim Flam, Bim Bam,
Ole Miss By Damn!”

It’s berry fun to say because you get to say a swear.

Fanks Holly!  Now we hab to find a place for dinner, it’s the souff so I fink eberyfing is probably buttery good.



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Hotel Pamcakes

One ob the best fings about trabeling is the free breakfast buffet they hab in the lobby and they usually hab pamcakes! So dis week the Secret Order ob the Noctural Water Buffalo Chapter Elebenty meeting will be held today at the Doubletree. Sorry for the short notice.

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GA Bizness

We hab a last few trabels to do, so we went to Georgia today for Internashunal Bizness. Atlantis is a berry pretty city, I was expecting it to be more wet from what we had heard, but it wasn’t at all and we didn’t hab any trouble finding it. We had a good lunch in midtown on Piedmont, and enjoyed a stroll fru the botanical gardens.  We marbeled at the towering canopy of trees, bibrant blooms, and the lush orchid house smelled like pure magic. Fish and Waffles lubbed the fountains. We might hab pilfered a few snacks from a nearby picnic, but nobody saw us and I don’t fink they would mind.

Fank you Elizabeff Richardson, do you want to meet us for second dinner?

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BiewMaster

We hab done so many trabels (and we hab more to do). To halp us remember where we hab been, Mom gabe us a Biewmaster as a gift so we can rebisit the places we went. It’s pretty neat! We hab a disc for ebery state. I wish we had the snacks we had eberywhere we went too!

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WA Bizness

It’s me Waffles!  How is your day going?

We did one quick stop on our way home – we went to Seattle, which is in Washington state.  We stopped by the Public Market to do some Internashunal Bizness, we heard it’s berry popular spot for it. I’m not so sure about doing good bizness tho. Barry almost got hit in the head wiff a fish and Reuben nearly stuck to the bubble gum wall.  It’s kind ob dangerous.

We did hab a giant delicious lunch ob fish sandwiches, so Barry got the last laugh.

Fanks again Shirley for dis bizness!  I fink you’ll lub it here because you don’t hab to worry about getting stuck in the gum.



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KY Bizness

We went back to Kemtucky on our way home to talk Internashunal Bizness wiff our horse friends we met during the races last year. They are still super big and made us a little nerbous, but they were all nice and I’m glad we stopped by to say hi. They offered us some lunch, but hey is not berry tasty and pokes the roof ob your mouff, so we didn’t stay long. Now we are headed back to the West Coast…

Fank Shirley for halping us so much wiff bizness!

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NH Bizness

Oh hai, it’s me Reuben and look at dis!!  Our Internashunal Bizness trabels took us to New Hampshire and we found the Ice Castles, and it’s the most beautiful fings I’be eber seen!  And it’s so fun, they hab slides, and caberns and crawl tunnels and polar snacks. I might just lib here foreber.


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