Hai, it’s me, Barry, the COCC ob MMHIB Enterprises Inc. If you don’t know, COCC is Chief Officer ob Counting Calemdars, and I was going ober the numbers and we only hab ONE wall calemdar left (a Fish one) and TWO desk calemdars. Dat’s it. Red alert. If you habn’t got yours yet – dis is your last chance! Probably whoeber needs to see dis, won’t see it, and you all hab your calendars ready to actibate, but we hab to send out the beacon just in case. It’s the respsonsible fing to do.
The holiday Ratty Box habs arribed! The gingerbread house is soooo comfy, and it also doubles as a reindeer stable wiff a cute little window on the side so the reindeers get fresh air, which is a berry important design element. The Ratty Box always habs comfy dwellings, tasty snacks, fun toys and a cute sticker in ebery box. We can tell how much lub and effort goes into ebery box – since we are experts now at Internashunal Bizness, we can tell how much time and thought dis takes. We all lub it!! dis Baxter, and I partikulary like the coconut snowflakes. They are delicious.
Fank you so much to Ratty Box – and happy holidays to all!
Fish loads up my truck and then I take to the truck sorting place. Some ob the details ob how Santa does fings is top secret so I can’t say too much – I don’t want to get in trouble. We are on a tight schedule.
We got a call from Santa today and he is running behind, apparently there is an elf shortage at the Norff Pole, so we agreed to help him out. I’m taking a shift in the warehouse organizing the gift boxes and sorting out who wants what. We talked to school and we will get extra credit for dis for Internashunal Bizness. Anyone want a tee-bee while I’m in dis department?g a shift in the warehouse organizing the gift boxes and sorting out who wants what. We talked to school and we will get extra credit for dis for Internashunal Bizness. Anyone want a tee-bee while I’m in dis department?
If Santa habs any trouble wiff his sleigh, he can borrow our Toy-Ota.
Twas a week before Christmas and if you peek in the halls,
You would find fibe little Elf Rats wiff Big Shiny Balls!
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