As part ob our P.E. class at school, we get to learn ninja mobes. It’s berry hard to do ninja mobes and you can strain yourself pretty easy, it’s kind ob dangerous so you hab to start slow.  A most important part ob that is balance, so today we worked on balance.  Balance wiff work and life, but also balance so you don’t fall ober.  You also hab to breathe from your core…slow and steady.  We fink being ninjas would be great so we tried hard, and it’s not as easy as you would fink. It takes practice. I am ready to adbance to the next lebel!  dis Baxter. 

Hello dere. It’s Barry here.

Today we hab our first class, and it’s about the periodic table and the Elements ob Emoshun.  The periodic table is berry big, so we just started wiff these.  Ha, Meh and Ah!  We all took it berry serious because we wanted to do well. I’ll use dem in a sentence for you.  “HA! Dat was a funny joke. Ah! I wasn’t expecting it to be so humorous, I thought it might be kind ob Meh.” I fink dat is how you do it. You will get it wiff praktice. There was a tater tot fight at lunch, but don’t worry, no one was injured.  

(Fank you Amy Wagner for getting these teachable magnets for MSOB so many years ago!)

Tis I, Baxter talking to you from the lawn ob MSOB. It’s finally here!  Our first day at Marty’s School ob Internashunal Bizness. It’s a little intimidating, ob course it’s such a pretigious school, and it’s berry hard to get into. Here we are! Some ob us hab some nerbs, just a little, I fink it’s totally normal, right? But all ob us are berry excited to start learning fings and habbing fun times.  What will we want to be?  Who knows! No matter what we will all learn how to staple fings and do Internashunal Bizness.  The day started wiff eberyone meeting on the lawn so we could take pictures wiff the statue ob the man himself – Marty!  The Marty statue is legendary around here. He was donated to the school back in 2014 by a renowned sculptor from across the Pond called RagRats, and he has been proudly standing on the lawn outside the school eber since.  Sometimes birds poop on his head, but the students all help out and clean him off.  Eberyday we take turns polishing the Marty statue.  

Ok, it’s time to go inside and start learning stuff. I can’t wait to see where the cafeteria is and what we will hab for lunch. I hear cafeteria food is the BEST!  I’m hoping for sloppy joes.  Looks like we are all done wiff our pictures, so I’ll talk to you later.