It’s me, Reuben. Today we are habbing another art class. We got to choose how to decorate dis table, and paint was too obious so we decided it would look cool if we glued bottle caps to it. It’s been a pretty fun project, but could you please send the teacher back ober here please, I fink my hands are stuck to the table.
Today at school we got to do some arting wiff lite brite, and I made a flower for you, but I ran out ob pegs and needed more, so I got more, but when I finished it was pretty, and it was really fun, eben though fit didn’t smell like a flower… I want to do another one!
We were back in school today, but I had trouble concemtrating on what the teacher was saying because I was finking about snacks.
“Then this is a day ob independence
For all the munchkins and their descendants
Yes, let the joyous news be spread
The wicked old witch at last is dead!”
(a voice whispers in Baxters ear…)
Sorry, I thought this holiday was about that. I just really lub dat mobie. And I was berry happy for the munchkins.
We habn’t had history class in school yet, but I fink tomorrow America habs a birffday. Dat means fireworks and ice cream, and presents, and birffday cake! Someone said you hab to get their early to get the cake – most ob the time when you come to the party the cake is already gone and all you get is fireworks, so today we are in the park waiting for the cake, and doing a picnic while we wait. You are all welcome to join us if you want to, but not too many – or they might run out ob cake again. Maybe if you come you could bring extra cake. I hab President Fibbs hat out on loan from the Presidentshul library, we hab to get it back by midnight tomorrow, but if you come, you can see it – it smells like donuts.
Oh hai, dis Reuben and I thought we had the weekend off from school, but we had a surprise flyer saucer practice again today! It seems to be ebery week which makes me a litter nerbous dat mom finks we are going to hab to fly an alien airplane sometime. She told us about a guy named Larry and said we might meet him some day. But I’m already good at flying the saucer, so me and Fish practiced our ninja balance at the same time. I would lub to get a look at the scores she writes down, I bet I hab berry good numbers.
Dis Baxter, we were habbing a nice relaxing afternoon, when all ob a sudden me and Waffles were woken up by a kerfuffle going on right outside our Fibbs Crib. It woke us up and we looked to see what was going on. Fish was upset about somefing and berry worked up, Barry and Reuben were trying to get him to calm down, which taught us one ob lifes lessons….
Enjoy your weekend eberybody! Relax and keep hydrated, I know it’s going to hot in a lot ob places. We habn’t take our weaffer class yet, so I can’t gib you details, but you can Google it. Dis Baxter.
It’s the weekend! We made it fru our first week ob school, and it was berry fun. Today we had a haff day and got free time just read or fink about about fings. It’s hard for Reuben and Fish to carry their books around, so we halp them out.
Dis book is written by Dr. Kebin. Maybe he’ll sign it for us, and we hab some qwestshuns for him.
